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I'm a nice girl. 
I just have naughty thoughts. 
Don't we all 
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I'm a nice girl.
I just have naughty thoughts.
Don't we all
 
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Hell just think about rainbows and masterbate...... 
  LMFAO.
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Can we please talk about rainbows and masturbation at the same time? LMAO @ both of us deciding rainbows and masturbation go together
How about religion and masterbation? That seems like the perfect combo 
Would you have to send the church money after you masterbate?
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Can we please talk about rainbows and masturbation at the same time? LMAO @ both of us deciding rainbows and masturbation go together
How about religion and masterbation? That seems like the perfect combo
Would you have to send the church money after you masterbate?
0 I'm not real sure how it would all work, but that would be part of the reason for talking about it
And I can't believe he said I sent him a pic of my nipples LOL and claimed that mine are odd-colored; YOU WISH YOU COULD SEE, BABY!!! 
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Edited by
AngelArs
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Thu 03/18/10 09:17 PM
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My gosh son put your
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oh ca`mon, dont be all coy now. everyone i emailed that pic to said your nipples were awsome.
one girl said they looked like two ripe peas! i guess thats cos theyre green but i still cant find an adaquate description. maybe they should have a thread all of their own |
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oh ca`mon, dont be all coy now. everyone i emailed that pic to said your nipples were awsome. one girl said they looked like two ripe peas! i guess thats cos theyre green but i still cant find an adaquate description. maybe they should have a thread all of their own LMFAO!!   
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Edited by
lonetar25
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Thu 03/18/10 09:29 PM
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i did this mok up of the pic with a little help from a good friend of mine. just so everyone can get a good mental image of what i saw.
except, as i said, hers are green..... and she isnt a teddy bear http://www.giftsaloud.co.uk/~galoud/images/btbfo0174a-BooBoo-400%5B1%5D.jpg |
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hi, my name is Julian Geramy John Woolywillyman and i`m looking for a nice girl, to talk about nice things on this nice day. i like volutering at my local zoo, its so nice there and i get to meet lots of nice people. but i cant find a girl who will be nice to me with no clothes on. i just want to have nice times with nice girls please dont be nasty to me, im far to nice and i will just cry candy coated water drops from my very nice eyes. so if your a nice girl and you want to talk to a nice boy, i will be here waiting for you. some acceptable topics are poetry religion swimming tennis masterbation cooking animals rainbows Marry Me!!
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hi, my name is Julian Geramy John Woolywillyman and i`m looking for a nice girl, to talk about nice things on this nice day. i like volutering at my local zoo, its so nice there and i get to meet lots of nice people. but i cant find a girl who will be nice to me with no clothes on. i just want to have nice times with nice girls please dont be nasty to me, im far to nice and i will just cry candy coated water drops from my very nice eyes. so if your a nice girl and you want to talk to a nice boy, i will be here waiting for you. some acceptable topics are poetry religion swimming tennis masterbation cooking animals rainbows Marry Me!!
Aaaah Goof. You finally got that operation you've been dreamin' of. I'm so happy for you. Congrats on becoming a girl! 
You two fricken crack me up. God love ya both! 
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hi, my name is Julian Geramy John Woolywillyman and i`m looking for a nice girl, to talk about nice things on this nice day. i like volutering at my local zoo, its so nice there and i get to meet lots of nice people. but i cant find a girl who will be nice to me with no clothes on. i just want to have nice times with nice girls please dont be nasty to me, im far to nice and i will just cry candy coated water drops from my very nice eyes. so if your a nice girl and you want to talk to a nice boy, i will be here waiting for you. some acceptable topics are poetry religion swimming tennis masterbation cooking animals rainbows Marry Me!!
Aaaah Goof. You finally got that operation you've been dreamin' of. I'm so happy for you. Congrats on becoming a girl!
You two fricken crack me up. God love ya both!
I feel pretty...Oh so pretty....
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im so glad you sensored yourself and said fricken
im a nice boy remember? anyone who drops the F word in here will get shot in the face with my cream loaded saussage gun you have all been warned 
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Thought the cream loaded sausage gun got banned by your Mom? She couldn't have her baby boy playing with guns ya know?
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na, she just helped me empty the ammo
she doesnt mind the weapon as long as it isnt loaded.... cos i used to fire it at her |
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Guess your Mom lost her Neo, matrix style slo mo moves to dodge the sausage huh? Man....what a shame. She had the moves man!
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im so glad you sensored yourself and said fricken im a nice boy remember? anyone who drops the F word in here will get shot in the face with my cream loaded saussage gun you have all been warned
Despite approaching Alzheimers at lightening speed, I remember. I'm glad I made a nice boy glad. I try to be considerate of nice boys. After all, I'm a nice lady. 
Don't f*cking look at me kid. You lied first!
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