Topic: The Lone Ranger and Tonto
uk1971's photo
Mon 03/15/10 02:54 PM
The Lone Ranger and Tonto were riding on the range one day.
The two came to a stop, where Tonto jumped off his horse and put his head on the ground to listen to see if anyone had passed by recently.
After a few seconds he rose and said,
"Buffalo here 20 minutes ago."
The Lone Ranger was amazed and proclaimed,
"Damn you Indians are smart. How the hell did you know there were buffalo here?"
Tonto replied,
"Face sticky."

bigsmile :banana:

harrypotter2's photo
Tue 03/16/10 05:40 AM
YUK!!!laugh laugh laugh