HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM WHEN ON A BUDGET:

1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used work boots, size 14-16 - or larger.
2. Place them on your front porch, along with several empty beer cans, a copy of Guns & Ammo magazine and several NRA magazines.
3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.

4. Leave a note on your door that reads: 'Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim, I went to the gun shop for more ammunition. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls - they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it, but it was hard to tell from all the blood.

P.S. - I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside.'

INSTALLATION COMPLETE!!!!

Thanks for using the Redneck Security Company. LOL....

I love it!!!

LMAOoooO

OMG thats perfect!!!!



Where can I place my order ???

Lmao that is a good one

i thought it was pretty good

The was great!

I know this is a joke, but it really might deter someone from breaking in

actually i think it probably would

I've seen tv shows where the home owners had tapes of dogs barking viciously. This would definitely work all around!

ok ...... you to can have the complete redneck security system...for the low price of $19.95 ...but if you act now we'll throw in the mini kit free of charge...use it to keep your tool shed safe....just pay seperate shipping......lol

I put up a sign that read....Bad Dog on Premises....People would blow their horn before getting out of their vehicle....

That would work!

Brilliant~!!!!! LOL LOL

Love it!!!!!

*adds to grocery list*

Excellent thought..

lol lightvoice...hi sweety