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A nice guy would never demand he be pleasured..he would woo me with wine and massage and turn me into putty in his hand to be molded anyway he wanted.. re-mold you? why? you cant perfect perfection! awwww lonestar, what a sweet thing to say 
I just don't know which I like more, sweet talk or the nasty poems.. can I have more of both please...  
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I'll just say that this nice guy doesn't like demands because when you make a demand I'll make one too and all that does is make a rocky relationship in my mind. 
It doesn't matter..you a leg man and my legs are so short you'd have to help me throw one up on the other side of the horse... |
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I'll pick you up and set you on Lady ! <------------------------------------------------------------Meantime I'm here too fill the hole when he's done digging !
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I'll just say that this nice guy doesn't like demands because when you make a demand I'll make one too and all that does is make a rocky relationship in my mind.
It doesn't matter..you a leg man and my legs are so short you'd have to help me throw one up on the other side of the horse... i dont mind your short in leg i`d still kneel down, look up and beg for you to lick my shiny head and not the one upon my shoulders but the one ive placed between your boulders yes im a man who likes to **** but your too far away, just my luck 
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I'll just say that this nice guy doesn't like demands because when you make a demand I'll make one too and all that does is make a rocky relationship in my mind.
It doesn't matter..you a leg man and my legs are so short you'd have to help me throw one up on the other side of the horse... i dont mind your short in leg i`d still kneel down, look up and beg for you to lick my shiny head and not the one upon my shoulders but the one ive placed between your boulders yes im a man who likes to **** but your too far away, just my luck
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I'll just say that this nice guy doesn't like demands because when you make a demand I'll make one too and all that does is make a rocky relationship in my mind.
It doesn't matter..you a leg man and my legs are so short you'd have to help me throw one up on the other side of the horse... i dont mind your short in leg i`d still kneel down, look up and beg for you to lick my shiny head and not the one upon my shoulders but the one ive placed between your boulders yes im a man who likes to **** but your too far away, just my luck
Oh my.....keep it up (fanning myself and breathing deeply) and I'll have to take my short legs up to the store for more smokes...
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Where are all the nice guys? I only seem to attract men that want my money or my boobs? Nice guys please apply here.  
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I'll pick you up and set you on Lady ! <------------------------------------------------------------Meantime I'm here too fill the hole when he's done digging !
(((Bob))) 
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Don't worry Lady lid I'll come pick you up and give you a ride on my shinny white horse that I just taught to knell so you can get on!
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Don't worry Lady lid I'll come pick you up and give you a ride on my shinny white horse that I just taught to knell so you can get on!
Thanks ghost..but I'm looking for my final ride to the castle..all this riding all these years is starting to be a pain in my azz. |
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I thought I found a nice guy, but I made a mistake, just a string of nice lines and a ear full of cleaver lies. I'll just call Gary - Tiger W instead.
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ouch!
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Good Morning all, I see my nice guy thread is surviving nicely.
Welcome Ghost and I'm still pondering the "how you may please me" comment. I need more coffee. 
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Morning Chrissy...
yeah, we took some twists and turns and kept it going for ya... 
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Morning Chrissy... yeah, we took some twists and turns and kept it going for ya...
Thanks Lor, the twists and turns make it the best. Now I just need Quietman, Michaganman, Lewis, Romeo....all the really NICE guys to show up.
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Morning Chrissy... yeah, we took some twists and turns and kept it going for ya...
Thanks Lor, the twists and turns make it the best. Now I just need Quietman, Michaganman, Lewis, Romeo....all the really NICE guys to show up.
yep, all the really nice ones are taken.. 
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Morning Chrissy... yeah, we took some twists and turns and kept it going for ya...
Thanks Lor, the twists and turns make it the best. Now I just need Quietman, Michaganman, Lewis, Romeo....all the really NICE guys to show up.
yep, all the really nice ones are taken..
And I am sure they would all cringe to know we called them "nice" 
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Lex. Lex is nice. When he gets his fish pic out he'll be "Nice with Fish"! 
I'm working on that. The first batch didn't turn out. |
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Lex. Lex is nice. When he gets his fish pic out he'll be "Nice with Fish"!
I'm working on that. The first batch didn't turn out. I can see it now. This is Lex with a fish, and Lex with a dish. One fish, two fish, Lex has a new fish. 
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Lex. Lex is nice. When he gets his fish pic out he'll be "Nice with Fish"!
I'm working on that. The first batch didn't turn out. I can see it now. This is Lex with a fish, and Lex with a dish. One fish, two fish, Lex has a new fish.
When you get to the Green Eggs & Ham part, no, I will not eat them with a goat. In a boat, maybe. |
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