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hi i you want we can try knowing each other
i am nice and i would like to get to know you |
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Welcome to the forums. I'm Chrissy. Cruise around the forums and learn how they work. Be sure to read the rules, wouldn't want you gettin into any trouble.
This thread is just for friends to talk about nice guys. It wasn't intended for me to meet someone. Good luck and let me know if I can answer any questions for ya to help you around the site, that is. |
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Hi Chrissy! I'm Tony. just a question. I've met 10 women here so far. 9 of them started hitting me up for money almost immediately. The one I'm chatting with now says she wants no money from me at all. I have hopes for her. But just in case..any tips on screening out gold diggers?
Thanx |
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Hi Chrissy! I'm Tony. just a question. I've met 10 women here so far. 9 of them started hitting me up for money almost immediately. The one I'm chatting with now says she wants no money from me at all. I have hopes for her. But just in case..any tips on screening out gold diggers? Thanx Open the conversation with "I'm so poor that I live at home with my parents and share a bed with my older brother. It's too expensive to heat the house with the furnace, so we burn whatever we scavenge around the neighborhood in the fireplace. We had to get rid of the dog because he was eating up the kibble faster than we could steal it away from him." If she still wants to date you after hearing all that, she might be crazy, but she sure as hell ain't no golddigger! |
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Here kitty kitty kitty!!!
Come get Mr. Squeaky toy! |
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I CANNOT BELIEVE THAT mschrissy,,,,has NOT FOUND her NICE GUY YET,,,,I MEAN ......COME-ON,,,WHATS SHE WANT 30 PAGES TO SEARCH THROUGH???
SHE must be REALLY PICKY....... women???????? |
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She is just in the wrong city!
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Hi Chrissy! I'm Tony. just a question. I've met 10 women here so far. 9 of them started hitting me up for money almost immediately. The one I'm chatting with now says she wants no money from me at all. I have hopes for her. But just in case..any tips on screening out gold diggers? Thanx Tony, it sounds like you are doing a great job of weeding them out yourself. Within the first few emails, you should be able to tell. Keep the faith, there are some lovely people on Mingle. |
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I CANNOT BELIEVE THAT mschrissy,,,,has NOT FOUND her NICE GUY YET,,,,I MEAN ......COME-ON,,,WHATS SHE WANT 30 PAGES TO SEARCH THROUGH??? SHE must be REALLY PICKY....... women???????? Terry, you never know, he could be hiding on page 31 or even standing right behind Andy. |
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Here kitty kitty kitty!!! Come get Mr. Squeaky toy! |
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To all the nice guys out there. I used to be Pimp Daddy Goof, and Chrissy?....Well, she was my number 1 girl. Let me tell you guys this....you want a woman who can tell YOU how it is gonna be in the sack, will demand that YOU clean your own s**t, and YOU make your own damn dinner.....then Chrissy is the girl of your dreams. And she will only charge you $25 bucks a minute.
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To all the nice guys out there. I used to be Pimp Daddy Goof, and Chrissy?....Well, she was my number 1 girl. Let me tell you guys this....you want a woman who can tell YOU how it is gonna be in the sack, will demand that YOU clean your own s**t, and YOU make your own damn dinner.....then Chrissy is the girl of your dreams. And she will only charge you $25 bucks a minute. Goof, now that I no longer have to pay you a cut of the proceeds, I only charge 19.95. |
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Where are all the nice guys? I only seem to attract men that want my money or my boobs? Nice guys please apply here. Nice guys don't like money or boobs? |
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Chrissy, your thread is now long enough that I feel OK about satirizing it.
http://mingle2.com/topic/show/269642 So, it's sort of a satire of a satire, which I guess makes it legitimate, like when you multiply two negative numbers and get a positive number. That still makes no sense to me. |
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Chrissy, your thread is now long enough that I feel OK about satirizing it. http://mingle2.com/topic/show/269642 So, it's sort of a satire of a satire, which I guess makes it legitimate, like when you multiply two negative numbers and get a positive number. That still makes no sense to me. Wow, this is really close to being published. Or at the very least an ode to my ode. Thanks goatboy! |
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Chrissy, your thread is now long enough that I feel OK about satirizing it. http://mingle2.com/topic/show/269642 So, it's sort of a satire of a satire, which I guess makes it legitimate, like when you multiply two negative numbers and get a positive number. That still makes no sense to me. Wow, this is really close to being published. Or at the very least an ode to my ode. Thanks goatboy! You realize that, from now until the end of time, you will be permanently associated with the "nice guy." It's a tremendous sacrifice, and we're all grateful. Except maybe for the REAL nice guys, who are still trying to wash "WELCOME" off their chests. |
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Chrissy, your thread is now long enough that I feel OK about satirizing it. http://mingle2.com/topic/show/269642 So, it's sort of a satire of a satire, which I guess makes it legitimate, like when you multiply two negative numbers and get a positive number. That still makes no sense to me. Wow, this is really close to being published. Or at the very least an ode to my ode. Thanks goatboy! You realize that, from now until the end of time, you will be permanently associated with the "nice guy." It's a tremendous sacrifice, and we're all grateful. Except maybe for the REAL nice guys, who are still trying to wash "WELCOME" off their chests. I guess their are worse things I could be associated with. |
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Chrissy, your thread is now long enough that I feel OK about satirizing it. http://mingle2.com/topic/show/269642 So, it's sort of a satire of a satire, which I guess makes it legitimate, like when you multiply two negative numbers and get a positive number. That still makes no sense to me. Wow, this is really close to being published. Or at the very least an ode to my ode. Thanks goatboy! You realize that, from now until the end of time, you will be permanently associated with the "nice guy." It's a tremendous sacrifice, and we're all grateful. Except maybe for the REAL nice guys, who are still trying to wash "WELCOME" off their chests. I guess their are worse things I could be associated with. Not many, though. Hitler. Billy Mays. Asparagus Pop-Tarts. It's a short list. |
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