You meet a girl. You start to talk, one thing leads to another. You take her to Paris, fancy restaurant, lots of champaign, when you're pleasantly drunk you climb into the limosine that's been waiting and head to stay the night in a very expensive in a 5-star hotel, more champaign, and lo, for all your expense and effort you make love to her all through the night.


My observation is thus:

The only thing differentiating the above from a dark van in Brighton and some chloroform, when you get really down to it, is the cost. Right?

the jury I had.... dissagreed

Bah, they can do this to ya. They probably all had money and liked Paris...

And having a celly named bubba for twenty years.

Exeter crown court.... basterds

lol ok that was funny

ha! Move to the fens chap - they'll let you off anything unless it was one of their sheep you were wooing...

Well done!!! LMAO

That was so wrong!!!

Where is this man who goes all night?????