An elderly man, named Glen, who lived in Florida had owned a large farm
for several years.

The farm backed up to a lake.

The lake front was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice
with picnic tables,
horseshoe courts, and some apple, and cherry trees.

One evening old Glen decided to go down to the lake, as he hadn't been
there for a while, and look
it over.

He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.

As he neared the lake, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.


As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping
in the lake.

He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deeper
water.

One of the women shouted to him, "we're not coming out until you
leave!"

Glen frowned and said, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies
swim naked or make you get out
of the lake naked."

Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator..."

Some old men can still think fast.

OMG. LMAO.

You are a joy Don