A woman, heavily pregnant with triplets enters a bank to withdraw some
cash.
As she was standing in the queue, two masked robbers burst into the
bank, and demanded money from the cashier. On their way out, she was not
fast enough in moving out of their way, and, unfortunately, one of the
robbers shot her three times in the stomach.
She awoke in hospital to find that the swelling in her belly was no
longer there. Hysterically, she started screaming for her children. The
doctor quickly reassured her that her children had been saved, and that
there was nothing to worry about; apart from one thing.
Each of her children had been hit by the bullets, and they had lodged
in inoperable areas. But she need not worry, because, during the passage
of time, the bullets would dislodge and exit in a normal fashion.
12 years later, the first of the woman’s children, a daughter, came
to her and said,
“Mum, I’ve done something that I can’t explain.”
“What is that?” asked her mother.
“I went to the toilet, and this came out.”
It was, of course, a bullet.
Her mother explained what had happened 12 years later, and not to worry.
Every thing would be fine.
A couple of weeks later, her second child, also a daughter, came to
her mother and said,
“Mummy, I’ve done something I can’t explain, or understand.”
Her mother said,
“What. You went to the toilet for a pee, and a bullet came out?”
“Yes.” Replied her daughter.
Once again, the mother explained what had happened, and that
everything would be fine, and that she had nothing to be concerned
about.
A couple of days later, her third child, a son, came to his mother
and said,
“Mum, I’ve done something bad!”
His mother said,
“I know what. You went to the toilet for a pee and a bullet came out?”
“No.” replied her son. “I was having a wank, and I shot the cat!”

lmao thts a good one

this was good....coffee

OMG!!!! He shot a cat or a p***y with the bullet???





Tom-----cyber-smack for that one!