Topic: Irish Virginity Test Kit
ImDavid's photo
Sun 02/14/10 09:36 AM
Paddy is planning to marry and asks his family doctor how he could tell if his bride-to-be is still a virgin.

His doctor says, "Aye, Paddy, all Irish use three things for what we call a Do-It-Yourself.... Virginity Test Kit.... a small can of red paint, a small can of blue paint and a shovel."

Paddy asks, "And what do I do with these things, doctor?"

The doctor replies, "Before you climb into bed on your wedding night, you paint one of your balls red and the other ball blue. If she says, "That's the strangest pair of balls I ever did see...", you hit her
with the shovel.'

Monier's photo
Sun 02/14/10 10:29 AM
laugh laugh laugh

and ouch but

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no photo
Wed 02/17/10 11:32 AM
whoa rofl