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| Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 6 | |
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"I have been divorced from my ex husband for 2years but we have been seperated for a year and 5 months."
You got divorced, then decided you didn't want to live with him? |
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Edited by
tngxl65
on
Sat 08/21/10 08:58 AM
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"I read a quote on another profile that I like, "The only person you can control is you". "
That's what women say right before they tell you everything you need to change. |
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"I believe you should live today like it is your last. "
As long as I can sleep in tomorrow..... |
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"I still have faith....I know there is someone out there who isnt a complete jerk"
Way to shoot me down right out of the gate. |
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"I love Jesus and would enjoy spending time with someone that likes to have good clean fun and enjoys laughter and conversation."
My last girlfriend told me she loved Jesus. It took me a few months to discover Jesus worked down at the garden center. |
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"i am cute is that good enough for you.. "
Sure. Let's get married. |
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"i am smartenough to know the good bad and the ugly so dont come around me trying to play gold fish... "
I'm not smart enough to know what that means. |
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"Active, attractive, single female seeks attractive, intelligent male for correspondse."
Narcolepsy perhaps? |
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"OK, so why am I on a Dating Website? Why not? It looks like you are too, otherwise you wouldn't be reading this....."
Nice. You posed a question for yourself that you didn't answer and then told me something I obviously already knew. Still better than "Fun and easy going, quiet at first, but warm up quickly...." |
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"I love outdoor scenery and seeing animals in their natural habitat. Its fun to be walking along, and see deer, fox, coyotes, etc. I love that startled and run look."
Then you won't be completely disappointed if, when we're about to meet, I bolt for my car. |
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"this is keep mind open for surprise."
I'm pretty sure that's a violation of my parole. |
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"I'm enjoying my life, but my work surrounds me with little people and women and I'm ready to live a little and make some memories."
Little people and women? That sounds like a memory in the making. |
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"I have a deep compassionate love of poetry. "
First I thought you obviously meant "passionate". Then I thought maybe it's really bad poetry that you love. |
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"I am new at this... does online dating work?"
It doesn't really "work" as much as it does "suck the life out of you". |
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"In the end, we only regret the chances we didn't take, The relationships we were afraid to have, And the decisions we waited to long to make!!!!!"
I'm regetting that I clicked on this profile. |
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"Come whisper in my ear your thoughts."
(whispering) Are you laid back and easy going? |
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"i like being outdoors and indoors."
Luckily I have a house AND a yard. |
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"I'm open to many adventages in life and not afraid to take chances as long it doesn't cause to myself and anyone else, LOL.. "
Yeah, I thought it was funny too. |
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"we are all made with feminine and masculine traits. I just happen to have talents and abilities that are more associated with masculine traits than with the feminine. It doesn't mean I'm not feminine. It means I am feminie when it is time and needed to be. "
So are you a man or a woman? |
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"u might think that its a waste of time cos i'm 12,000 miles away."
From what? |
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