Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 6 | |
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"I'm a girl who loves good company and animals, speaks four languages and has no interest in money.I have only one demand: you must be prudens."
Just my luck, I have no idea what that is. |
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"I intend to retire from teaching when I reach the time."
I bet she teaches phys ed. |
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"Does this site work?"
Sometimes |
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""Looking for the right guy, meanwhile having fun with the wrong ones...."
Counter-productive, no? |
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"Cold like fire, Hot like ice."
Well, wait...what? |
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"AllUFall4Me!"
InternetBlackMagicDoesn'tWork. |
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"You never know who you might meet or what might happen."
This is a StalkersRUs motto |
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"Help me make my life more exciting"
My life is boring, does that make your life more exciting? |
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"Want a nice guy"
Ok Polly |
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"Dedicated Mother of Four boys!!"
Oh joy! Just what I m looking for! ummmm not |
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"I am a single mother who lives with my parents for support becuase i have a a three year old and i am currently pregnant with twins."
I'm not sure if that's three strikes or four, but it's not a good plate appearance no matter how you look at it. |
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"Can except that i have kids"
Can what? |
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"I am a hopeless romantic who, at the risk of sounding cliche, likes long walks on the beach, cuddling at home, and just being around those I care about. "
I think it's less a 'risk' and more a 'guarantee'. |
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"I am a person who has overcome adversity but has perserved."
You mean, like, with formaldehyde? |
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"sh*teverything bout me is unique I aint like any of these hoes."
Maybe you should try being like those "hoes". Pretty sure THIS isn't working out for you. |
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"Looking for a man to trat me right"
I must be behind on the new lingo. Does this require fresh batteries? |
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"I am recently divorced mom of two ready to go out and spend time with other people again. I can bore you to death with talk of my boys."
I don't know if you know this, but boring people to death doesn't fall in the 'plus' column. |
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"i have been single with three kids whom one grow up right before my eyes."
Just the one? Maybe you should pay some attention to the other two once in a while. |
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"I am a mother of three. I have I am romanti in the mounrainsc at heart I love."
I never was any good at word puzzles. |
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"i want a man that will only want to talk to and be with me, not me and everyone else."
Have you tried chaining them in the basement? Seems like that would work. |
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