"I’d rather share with u what has been said of me by people repeatedly:
“She is upbeat & lively, hyper & loud (at times), and is rarely not smiling. An extrovert definitely! She likes to around people and have fun--even if it is at her expense. Maybe a little ditzy at times but not stupid. She can stick up for herself although her sensitive and caring side may make people think otherwise. She may seem simple at first glance but that she is not!"

Seriously? People say this repeatedly? I can't remember enough of it to say it once.

"I'm in between jobs. And homes. Just for now."

Reallllllllllllllly.....

"IF YOU DO NOT BOTHER READING THIS THEN DO ME AND YOU A FAVOR AND MOVE TO THE NEXT PAGE!!!"

But wouldn't I have to have read this to know?

"I'd like to think I am funny."


And I'd like to be dating Elle Mcpherson, but that's just not reality.

"My belief is not to dwell on the negative because life is short and then we die. "


Way to take an inspirational cliche and stick a pitchfork in it.

"Im looking for someone to pamper me.I want to be spoiled"

I'm confused. What's in it for me again?

"i like to do random things at random times!!! "

I like to schedule my random things. I'm like a crazy/anal psychotic accountant

Hmmm...technically that is actually very close to being correct.

Had she said O 3800 hours...she'd have been dead on...lol

I haven't seen any clocks that show Military time...but some watches do.

I can ALMOST give her the benefit of the doubt on that one. lol

Or just buy them a TV so they have something ELSE to do.

Sheesh.

"I am a very sweet, intellient, outoing, romantic lady."

You might want to fix your G.

Hey now...one out of three isn't bad....lol

"I like everyone who is good and i hate everybody who hates me."

What if they're good and they hate you? You may be painting yourself into a corner here.

"it s so good to have frens all around."

At least they're not nagging you about your spelling.

"I believe in god and death."

God is a bit of an enigma but I think you're on pretty safe ground believing in death.

"I am a very crystal clear person."


Ooooooh, nice pancreas.

"1. Fish oil is good. bla bla bla bla bla bla bla2. Fish OIl is great. bla bla bla bla bla3. Fish oil is wicked. bla bla bla bla bla bla4. Fish oil is excellent for a good relationship."

But does it have caffeine?

"good i like to know more peorple and take friends.i like me the people very sociable.im a techer."

Well, that explains the decline in test scores.

"i apprteccitae good conversation."

Not even close.

"I'm just a woman whoblah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah....
blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.... blah blah blah blah
blah blah blah blah.... blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah."

Why are all of my exes on here?

"You will see the pretty, goodlooking, intelligent person waiting for you!"

Let's not talk about the afterlife.