A woman goes to the doctor, beaten black and blue..

Doctor: "What happened?"

Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband
comes home drunk he beats me
to a pulp."

Doctor: "I have a real good remedy for that. When your husband
comes home drunk, just take a glass of sweet tea and start gargling
with it. Just gargle and gargle and keep gargling."

Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn.

Woman: "Doctor, that was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband
came home drunk, I gargled with sweet tea. I gargled and gargled, and
nothing happened, he didn't do anything!!"

Doctor: "You see how keeping your mouth shut helps?"

All the politically correct and easily offended aside:

This was freakin funny!