Just scared a guy on one of my other sites, he wrote me a message (silly
thing!) telling me I'm amazing and here's what I wrote back:

Hi xxxxxxxxx,

Well, I don't know about amazing, but I just tied up another forum with
stories of rampaging chocolates and KFC buckets that have heads attached
to them, so I had to leave quick before they banned me permanently... :)

OK, now that I've scared you off, how are you doing? You sound like a
lovely guy, the kind that doesn't exist around these parts. I work for
the military and those guys are quite a handful, which is why I like to
write to penpals and goof off on online forums during my time off, it
helps to let off steam from my job.

So what do you do for fun? If you're into burning down imaginary
confessionals and tweaking goats for the hell of it, you should check
out JSH, the forums are a real laugh riot. :)

Best wishes from SheNerd :)


Now tell me that wouldn't scare the hell out of you coming from a
complete stranger??? But that's me, always into sharing and caring. :)

The devil made me do it (the devil and chocolate)...

OMG did he reply?

I have tears running down my face from laughing so hard.....

LMAO....i wanna know his reply

well, i don't scare easily - but i saw a flat squirrel on the road today
doing a good imitation of your messager.

had the "RCA Victor dog" look to him - sheenered

*lost as always*

Hahahaaa, that's good.
I would think "WTF? how do you tweak a goat???"

She nerd you really spook me.

He hasn't written back yet, he's probably calling the men in white coats
to come and take me away (oh no, I hear a siren, hides under bed with
chocolates)..

That was Chris Hansen of MS-NBC, he is going to try to get you to go to
a house in Georgia and pick up an unsupervised Hershey bar. BE CAREFUL!

I am all of that and more...

ur a morbid person shenerd, did he reply?

Lex, thanks for the warning, they almost got me. Damn this chocolate
fetish...

Not yet, he's either laughing his ass off or crapping his pants about
now...

LMAO

Lex - again

She Nerd. Did I not tell you that I wanted our correspondence elsewhere
to to remain between just you and I?
ROTFLMFAO.

Still no answer?

Sorry, Tom, but don;t worry, I won't share your tuba secret...

i'm sorry - but you have been banned from the other site too.
Too many compliants from normal folks over there getting sheenered.

- going off to look for the pope

Good luck with that, last time I saw him he was riding off with Esteban
and some horny midgets...