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Topic: Meet Real Guys!
tanyaann Joined Mon 12/03/07 Posts: 32220	Thu 01/28/10 04:33 PM
Meet Real Guys... The baby oil'ed six-pack guy! Spikey haired guy! Hanging out having a beer guy! You know you are bored when you are making fun of online advertisements.

Dict8 Joined Tue 11/24/09 Posts: 7822	Thu 01/28/10 04:35 PM
...as opposed to the un-real guys I assume?

tanyaann Joined Mon 12/03/07 Posts: 32220	Thu 01/28/10 04:37 PM
...as opposed to the un-real guys I assume? yeah! un-real guys are a total bore!

xbombxchellex Joined Sat 01/09/10 Posts: 60	Thu 01/28/10 04:39 PM
oh you mean the one's that turn out 2 be complete an utter loons aswell the kind that you wouldnt want 2 meet in a well lit ally way let alone in the middle of the night yea ther great

Mikebert4 Joined Wed 01/27/10 Posts: 164	Thu 01/28/10 04:45 PM Edited by Mikebert4 on Thu 01/28/10 04:46 PM
Hey, not all real guys are completely librarian-poo bonkers! I make no claims on my own part, you understand - 90% of guys give the rest of us a bad name.

tanyaann Joined Mon 12/03/07 Posts: 32220	Thu 01/28/10 04:46 PM
oh you mean the one's that turn out 2 be complete an utter loons aswell the kind that you wouldnt want 2 meet in a well lit ally way let alone in the middle of the night yea ther great I dunno! The ad on the side of the screen said 'meet real guys'...

tanyaann Joined Mon 12/03/07 Posts: 32220	Thu 01/28/10 04:48 PM
librarian-poo bonkers! Is that english slang? Can you translate that into american slang?

Mikebert4 Joined Wed 01/27/10 Posts: 164	Thu 01/28/10 04:51 PM Edited by Mikebert4 on Thu 01/28/10 04:55 PM
librarian-poo bonkers! Is that english slang? Can you translate that into american slang? It's a (mis)quote of my own devising from Terry Prachett, I'll have you know The Librarian is an ape in TP's Discworld series, so Librarian-poo becomes, rather aptly Ape-****. Being English isn't my failing :p Being obscure most certianly is

tanyaann Joined Mon 12/03/07 Posts: 32220	Thu 01/28/10 04:55 PM
librarian-poo bonkers! Is that english slang? Can you translate that into american slang? It's a (mis)quote of my own devising from Terry Prachett, I'll have you know The Librarian is an ape in TP's Discworld series, so Librarian-poo becomes, rather aptly Ape-****. Being English isn't my failing :p Being Obscure is Oh okay... no worries. Don't know T.P. but oh well.

Mikebert4 Joined Wed 01/27/10 Posts: 164	Thu 01/28/10 04:59 PM Edited by Mikebert4 on Thu 01/28/10 04:59 PM
Oh okay... no worries. Don't know T.P. but oh well. Oh you should, a better read you'll not find! He was knighted last year so technically it's Sir T.P. I guess. His books span everything - from crime and thrillers, through comedy and satire, and right on to romantic novels. I picked up my first TP novel when I was knee high to a duck and I've never even come close to tiring of him :) hem.. I'll stop being such a hopeless fanboy now?

tanyaann Joined Mon 12/03/07 Posts: 32220	Thu 01/28/10 05:12 PM
Sir TP Sorry But I can't stop laughing!

Mikebert4 Joined Wed 01/27/10 Posts: 164	Thu 01/28/10 05:14 PM Edited by Mikebert4 on Thu 01/28/10 05:15 PM
Sir TP Sorry But I can't stop laughing! Hey, don't apologise! Heck, I'll laugh with you on that'un ...edit... and now my screen is filled with rolling smilies

tanyaann Joined Mon 12/03/07 Posts: 32220	Thu 01/28/10 05:14 PM
Sir TP Sorry But I can't stop laughing! Hey, don't apologise! Heck, I'll laugh with you on that'un

Mikebert4 Joined Wed 01/27/10 Posts: 164	Thu 01/28/10 05:18 PM
Hmm, this makes we want to be knighted... Putting 'Sir' before anything makes it instantly both awesome -and- funny. What's up with that?! Sir Mike. flex I like it :)

tanyaann Joined Mon 12/03/07 Posts: 32220	Thu 01/28/10 05:20 PM
Hmm, this makes we want to be knighted... Putting 'Sir' before anything makes it instantly both awesome -and- funny. What's up with that?! Sir Mike. flex I like it :) Well I was laughing because TP = toilet paper

Mikebert4 Joined Wed 01/27/10 Posts: 164	Thu 01/28/10 05:25 PM
Well I was laughing because TP = toilet paper facepalm Always the obvious that I miss :p I wish I could claim being English meant that we called it loo-roll or something... oh well

tanyaann Joined Mon 12/03/07 Posts: 32220	Thu 01/28/10 05:26 PM
Well I was laughing because TP = toilet paper facepalm Always the obvious that I miss :p I wish I could claim being English meant that we called it loo-roll or something... oh well Sir Loo-Roll Even funnier! Sir LR

Calleigh12 Joined Tue 04/01/08 Posts: 17193	Thu 01/28/10 05:29 PM
That ad annoys me. Glad I'm not the only one. Good thread.

Mikebert4 Joined Wed 01/27/10 Posts: 164	Thu 01/28/10 05:31 PM
Sir Loo-Roll Even funnier! Sir LR Ladies and Gentlemen! Announcing Sir LR and Lady Holder! I can see it now, they'd really soak up society's interest in a flush cough I mean ..flash

tanyaann Joined Mon 12/03/07 Posts: 32220	Thu 01/28/10 05:38 PM
Sir Loo-Roll Even funnier! Sir LR Ladies and Gentlemen! Announcing Sir LR and Lady Holder! I can see it now, they'd really soak up society's interest in a flush cough I mean ..flash