One morning, a woman decides to take the boat out to the lake with no
idea. She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up high,
and begins to read a book. The peace and solitude are magnificient.
Along comes a fish and Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside
and ask her, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE MADAM? Reading a book, you are in a
restricted fishing area, he informs her.
I am sorry officer, I am not fishing, I am reading
Yes, but i see you have with all the equipment. For all i know you could
start at any moment. I have no choice but just to write you up. If you
will do that, I will have to charge you with sexual assualt, says the
woman.
But I have not even touched you, says the Game Warden.
That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all i could know that
you could start at any moment
HAVE A NICE DAY MADAM, AND HE LEFT, LOL

LOLOLOLOLOL..........HECK YEA!!!

thats a good one im going to have to remember that one

Tks

turn about is fair play! LOL

LOL that was cute