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That's cool. This old nerd is ready to ride the Love Bug...
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I called him that, too, and he thought it was funny.
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hahaha what??? you called him the love bug???? How much too killya did
ya drink grrrrrrrrrrrl???? 
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I wanted to see if he was for real. I always **** with guys to see if
they can take it or not. I had about 5 or 6 shots and some beer, it was good but now I can't find my glasses... |
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If they get all flustered and walk off then I know they can't keep up
with me. I need a man who enjoys his punishment... |
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maybe he is wearing your glasses!!!!
 
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That might be true. I gave them to my friend for safekeeping and I
think she kept them. Good thing I took tomorrow off, I won't be driving anywhere soon... |
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I'd rather see him wearing my suspenders, with me in them...
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rides back in on a goat and a party hat screaming congratulations
then sticks a banana in your ear and rides away again |
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ok I want a pic of this prof!!!! you have a good digi cam???? |
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Takes Esteban's ass whirls it around head, tosses it at Kor, grabs a
midget and rides off yelling 'Elvis balls!!!' |
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Nope, no cameras, I can't stand them or mirrors. I am a vampire and
cast no reflection... :) |
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who the hell is esteban????
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hmmmm why arent they sensoring my h double hockey sticks????
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trips the midget, then sends the midget army to kick shenerd in the
shins while he throws a piece of birthday cake at you and runs off |
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The guitar guy who comes on the late night infomercials, we killed him
last night and tosed him in the goat soup jello. |
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ohhhhhhhhhhh I get it!!!! IM THE MIDGET!!!!!!
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Eats the birthday cake, gives Esteban's arm to a midget who whacks Kor
with the arm and spills ceremonial poop over his head. |
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No you're Mr. Bean and we tried to use your poop diaper to clean up the
burning confesional but it didn't work. |
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gives esteban's other arm to another midget so they get distracted sword
fighting. throws elvis' mike at shenerd, then runs off to go to sleep |
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