nice ones ...lady

Somebody's got do something besides whiner threads...

Bush's turkey blow - job is pretty funny...still cracks me up!

yes, really funny, thanks L.

A blonde walked into a hairdresser with headphones on and said to the hairdresser, "Do anything with my hair, but don't take the earphones off".

So the hairdresser started to cut but was finding it pretty difficult, so he thinks "What could happen if I took the headphones off?", and he took them off. The blonde dropped dead straight away.

"Oh My gosh" said the hairdresser, puzzled. "What is so special about these headphones?" and he put them on.

And out of the headphones, he heard, "Breath In, Breath Out. Breath In, Breath Out..."

A young Redhead goes into the doctor's office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it.

"Impossible", says the doctor. "Show me."

She takes her finger and pushes her elbow and screams in agony. She pushes her knee and screams, pushes her ankle and screams.

The doctor says, "You're not really a redhead, are you?"

"No," she says, "I'm actually a Blonde."

"I thought so, the doctor says. "Your finger is broken."

thanks for the laughs

YW