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uk1971
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*I went to see the nurse this morning for my annual check-up.
She said I had to stop jerking off. When I asked why she said, "Because I'm trying to examine you." I just saw that Harry Potter film. A bit unrealistic if you ask me. I mean, COME ON. A ginger kid, with TWO friends? I had a mate who was suicidal. He was really depressed,. So I pushed him in front of a steam train and he was chuffed to bits. When I got divorced, my wife said she would fight for custody of the kids. Took her out with one punch. My granddad gave me some sound advice on his deathbed. "It's worth spending money on good speakers," he told me. I was walking in a cemetery this morning and seen a bloke hiding behind a gravestone. I said "morning." He replied, "No, just having a crap." Disabled toilets. Ironically, the only toilets big enough to run around in. I was reading in the paper today about this dwarf who had his pockets picked. How could anyone stoop so low? I was walking down the road when I saw an Afghan bloke standing on a fifth floor balcony shaking a carpet. I shouted up to him, "What's up Abdul, won't it start?"  
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When I got divorced, my wife said she would fight for custody of the kids.
Took her out with one punch.  
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*I went to see the nurse this morning for my annual check-up. She said I had to stop jerking off. When I asked why she said, "Because I'm trying to examine you." I just saw that Harry Potter film. A bit unrealistic if you ask me. I mean, COME ON. A ginger kid, with TWO friends? I had a mate who was suicidal. He was really depressed,. So I pushed him in front of a steam train and he was chuffed to bits. When I got divorced, my wife said she would fight for custody of the kids. Took her out with one punch. My granddad gave me some sound advice on his deathbed. "It's worth spending money on good speakers," he told me. I was walking in a cemetery this morning and seen a bloke hiding behind a gravestone. I said "morning." He replied, "No, just having a crap." Disabled toilets. Ironically, the only toilets big enough to run around in. I was reading in the paper today about this dwarf who had his pockets picked. How could anyone stoop so low? I was walking down the road when I saw an Afghan bloke standing on a fifth floor balcony shaking a carpet. I shouted up to him, "What's up Abdul, won't it start?"
I went to see the nurse this morning for my annual check-up. She said I had to stop jerking off. When I asked why she said, "Because I'm trying to examine you." 
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