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Re Word your favorite nursery rhyme. I will start just to get the ball
rolling. =============================================================== Jack be nibble Jack be quick Jack landed on top of the candle stick |
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Jack and jILl went up the hill to fetch a pale of water
Jack well down and broke his crown while jill stayed there laughing at Jack who may have suffered a sprained ankle, broken arm, series of bruises and a concussion from the fall never mind that Jack's father will probably whoop his ass for breaking his crown. wow Jill, you are such a jerk. |
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Can't do this I will get in trouble........
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Little Jack Horner
Sat in the corner Eating his llama pie He stuck in his tongue And hacked out a lung And said, "This really isn't very good." |
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I DONT KNOW IF I CAN FOLLOW ALL THAT
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 'n at Lex
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Damn llamas, thought we were done with them.
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little miss mufft sat on her tuft
all alone every day along came noone to sit down beside her thats all she could think of to say.... |
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Old Mother Hubbard
Went to the cupboard To get her llama a clock But when she got there The cupboard was bare And llamas can't tell time anyway |
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you know what's sad..i don't really remember one
Twinkle twinkle little star..? |
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There once was a man from Adair
Who diddled his wife on the stair. On the 93rd stroke the bannister broke So he finished her off in the air. |
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humpty dumpty sat on a wall
humpty dumpty had a great fall all the kings horses and all the kings men laughed thier asses off and left to have beer |
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Lex, What a shock!!!
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I know, they've tried to keep that a secret for centuries!
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There was a young girl from Munt
who did a peculiar stunt , screwing by mail while in jail for having a taxable **** |
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Little Jack Horner
Sat in the corner Eating his girlfriends pie He took a bight and grabbed her tight And said what a good little baker you are |
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Little miss muffet
sat at the bar Drinking her rum and coke Along came a jerk and sat down beside her And she said man your such a joke |
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