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For the record, all of my previous posts were for humour. I don't own a baseball bat, axe, or any type of gun. I have a couple knives... but I think knives are cool. 
Really? Why?  cuz 'plastic pancakes' just aint right 
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Jill, don't let my cleverness lead you away from the fact that, deep down - I'm a really nice guy.
That was a joke, too. I think i have a dry sense of humour. |
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Edited by
Jill298
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Tue 01/19/10 09:13 PM
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Jill, don't let my cleverness lead you away from the fact that, deep down - I'm a really nice guy. That was a joke, too. I think i have a dry sense of humour.  and I appreciate a good dry sense of humor.
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Self defense! Really. You never know when a guy with a broken leg will still attack you!!
After all, on TV there can be a 20 minute fight scene and they never go down. Thrown through walls, concrete, etc. and they get back up. Can't be to careful these days. Shoot them!!! |
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.. i have a rutger 357 magnum with hollow points for all uninvited guest..so if they break into my house they're going out in a body bag... 
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Good to see I can still post a halfway decent topic, lol.
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Good to see I can still post a halfway decent topic, lol. yeah but, does halfway count? |
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Why don't we talk about something fun like, oh I don't know.... hmmm. lemme see. How about if someone breaks into your house and then falls and breaks their leg. Do you call the cops and let them sue you or do you just kill them on the spot and say it was self defense? And how would you go about killing them. My favorite is a blowtorch and a pair of pliers!!!! What you should be asking is what's the perfect way to kill someone, and then no one finding out you did it, and there's no evidence left behind to tie you to the murder? That is the real question, OJ and so many serial killers got sloppy and they did not anticipate that the police would have their finest forensicists working on the case. You have to think like a cop, and plan ahead. There's always witnesses and evidence at the scene of a crime, if you can eliminate those, the less likely you are to be incriminated. Come on, spies, and serial killers, whatcha got? |
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See, blow torch and pliers doesn't work, because that can get a little messy, and too much of a chance for alot of evidence to clean up. And then there's the screaming. When your victim screams out, chances are a neighbor will hear it and be a potential witness. Better to do this sort of thing out in the wilderness where there's no one around for at least 5 miles, if this is your sort of thing. A morbid topic to be sure, but I read detective novels, murder mysteries, and crime shows. Most homicidal maniacs are swept up in the emotion and get careless, without thinking things through.
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