I know I'm gonna get some flak after this (as usual!) but what the hell....


Single, unemployed male slave looking for his female master. Will work for food, shelter and water. Good experience in electronics, some carpentry and self-learned skills in the mechanic field. Will fix your 20 year old used car and chase away the agents trying to foreclose on you. Willing to unlearn everything he knows, with the exception of "yes Ma'am, no Ma'am". In a case of financial emergency, willing to starve for 2 weeks so his female master can catch up with the bills. In case of a miracle-like event that would provide the male slave a job, the female master must provide a freedom letter to her slave, with a stamp of the notary public.

Sold

Where do I send the check for the shipping???

hey, you supposed to be upset not cheering for my post.

oh, ok..my bad

Starve for two weeks WOW.

You did not say anything about cooking all the meals

what a loser, sounds kinda like a nice guy thread

Let me know how this works for you. I did this when I was married and in addition to the skills you have listed I can add: accounting, plumbing, pipe fitting, landscaping, chauffering, cooking, cleaning, laundress and pillow fluffing. It didnt work then, its not going to work now.

Because I'm a nice guy and this is a nice guy thread. I'm also a looser, now, get on with it and hate me.

i can't i u

"TIMMY!"