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| Topic: Useful insults.....the Ex. (Sorry Ladies) | |
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Edited by
uk1971
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Tue 01/12/10 03:22 PM
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1. She's seen more helmets than Hitler.
2. Got a lower nether region like a badly packed kebab. 3. Face like a painters radio 4. Her special area is like a hippos yawn. 5. Been shot over more times than Bagdad. 6. Handled more balls than David James (England soccer goalkeeper) 7. Got piss flaps like a gutted trout. 8. Seen more stiffs than Quincy. 9. Been cöcked more times than John Waynes' shotgun. 10. Even the tide won't take her out. 11. Had more pricks than a second hand dart board. 12. Having sex with her is like throwing a French fry up a railroad tunnel. 13. She's so fat, you just slap her thighs and ride in on the waves. 14. She's so fat you have to ask her to fart to give you a clue. 15. She makes onions cry.   
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Had more pricks than Ker-plunk |
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