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It seems to me that alot of people are disappearing from Mingle.
Could it be "alien abductions"? 
Maybe they all like the anal probe too much.... 
and dont want to come back afterwards.  
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You sir.
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what kinda car does a proctologist drive
a brown probe woooo hoooo 
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It's either aliens or gnomes. Only possible explanations |
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Edited by
luv2roknroll
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Mon 01/11/10 02:30 PM
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Maybe we can make a ransom type of deal for them all.
I will let them probe me for the safe return of all the abducties.... Wooooooo Hooooooooo!! <<<<<<<grabs her ankles. "Im Ready". 
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It's either aliens or gnomes. Only possible explanations Oh yesssssss!!! Those innocent looking gnomes are simply not to be trusted. THEY ARE PURE EVIL!!!
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The aliens are coming! They want all the drop dead, sexy people for diabolical breeding experiments. But, don't worry. All of you guys are safe. I'm just posting to say goodbye.
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OH MY!
Ok we'll give you up for the missing minglers. I think now all we need is someone who speaks alien/gnome to negotiate the terms. Or maybe they don't negotiate
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I'll be the negotiator....haha!
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The aliens are coming! They want all the drop dead, sexy people for diabolical breeding experiments. But, don't worry. All of you guys are safe. I'm just posting to say goodbye.
Oh listen to you.... 
I suppose your too sexy for your shirt too. 
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I'll be the negotiator....haha! Drop your pants and get negotiating dude...
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I think, that probally theres one alien every 100,000 people.
Don't mind me, I've met one or two, and seen things. I'm sick, and so tired of being in pain. |
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It seems to me that alot of people are disappearing from Mingle.
Could it be "alien abductions"?
Maybe they all like the anal probe too much....
and dont want to come back afterwards.
I'd rather blame the financial situations of many, and rearranging the priorities in life and that means getting a job and earning an income before thinking about dating. I don't blame them. |
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My excuse is that I was at pervo school getting my P.H.D.(Preverted Higher Degree!!)
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If people would just simply wear their tin foil hats they wouldn't have to worry about being abducted.
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If people would just simply wear their tin foil hats they wouldn't have to worry about being abducted. Yeah... Cause they would all be downtown in lockup 5150. 
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