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A is for arthritis B is bad back C is chest pains--perhaps car-di-ac D is for dental decay and decline E is for eyesight, can't read the top line F is for fissures and fluid retention G is for gas which I'd rather not mention H is for high blood pressure--I'd rather it be low I is for incisions with scars you can show J is for joints, out of socket, won't mend K is for knees that crack when they bend L is for libido, what happened to sex M is for memory, I forgot what comes next N is for neuralgia in nerves way down low O os for osteo, the bones that don't grow P is for perscriptions, I have quite a few, just give me a pill and I'll be good as new Q is for queasy, is it fatal or the flu R is for reflux, one meal turns into two S is for sleepless nights, counting my fears T is for tinnitus--bells ringing in my ears U is for urinary, big troubles with flow V is for vertigo, that's dizzy you know W is for worry--now what's going around X is for X-ray and what might be found Y is for another year, I'm left here behind Z is for zest that I still have in my mind I've survived all the symptoms, my body's deployed and I am keeping 26 doctors fully employed.   
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I can relate to 'M'
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