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my cousin....
ok heres one have you ever lit a fart on fire? |
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my cousin.... ok heres one have you ever lit a fart on fire? Yes. Damn near caught my jeans on fire. Do you drink beer when you light farts? |
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no
ever hit a parked car? |
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Yes. Didn`t see it when I was backing up because of the sun being in my mirrors.I was either 18 or 19.
Ever had fun in a parked car? |
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not by myself!
ever leave your footprint upsidedown on the windshield? |
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yes
ever do the hokey pokey? |
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no
Do you play with your jack and balls? |
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wouldn't you like to know , ever eat everything on the dollar menu when you had the late night munchies
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no'
ever wake up in the middle of the nigt so horney you have to "strum the guitar"? |
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no' ever wake up in the middle of the nigt so horney you have to "strum the guitar"? ever lick a toad |
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No.
Ever go snipe hunting? |
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no
ever wat that white paste glue? |
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heres one......
ever go home at 2 @ with a 10 & Wake up @ 10 with a 2 ? |
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nope
Ever got someone to smell your butt as you farted? |
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Edited by
kolhauszer
on
Sat 01/09/10 06:36 PM
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no..but i once placed a plastic cup between my cheeks and farted..placed my hand over it and placed it under my friends nose while he was sleeping..should have seen his face.
ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight? |
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can't say that I have
Ever drink rotten chunky milk straight from the carton? |
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nope!
ever take a drink, then laugh so hard it comes out your nose? |
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yes
Do you think a cats litter box smells good? |
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um, like, hell NO!
do you think BO smells good? |
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no
ever try to swallow fire? |
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