i found this book the other day and its pretty funny


there a goon for every goon, was said when i wondered if mr right would ever come along, happily my goon eventually did.

on your wedding night, dont worry if his face turns red, he isent having a heartattack

when i got a divorce, i had a facelift. it was cheaper than having a nervious brakedown.


i used to have three theories for raising children, but when i had 3 children i lost all the theories.

i've raised girls and i've raised boys. girls eventually outgrow temper tantrums, but boys they just get worse and worse untill finally you call it mannish.


sex with your husband is your christian duty.


when your young your called sassy, when your old, its called gumption


there is alot more in this book