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Women love me, they just want nothing to do with me
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Women love me, they just want nothing to do with me
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Women love me, they just want nothing to do with me
That's so not true Pats. They're just afraid of the five pound bratwurst you're packing. 
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It's true Pats, happens to me all the time
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Edited by
JaneStar1
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Wed 12/02/09 11:12 PM
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My dear Man, you might be absolutely right... However, you have to realize one thing: Temptation (i.e. playing "hard to get") for us is even sweeter than the victory of conquest ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! Would you love anybody who's readily available to you? 
Frankly, I'm really puzzled with your short-sightedness!!! ________________  ________________
Your lack of a picture intrigues me. Are you tempting me by playing hard to get? Not at all, I am not playin -- I AM HARD TO GET! LOL But seriously, I've had to remove my pic in order of avoiding unnecessary emails from every Dick and Tom on the WWW, who don't bother with the quality -- pursuing the quantity only... I think the no pic idea's a good one. I ought to try it too since women seem to get so intimidated by my awesomeness when they see my pictures that I can go months on this site without a single view, email, or even a nudge. The same goes in real life. I can't help but take their breath away when women see me. That's why women don't talk to me, cause they physically can't. It's not easy to be me  
************************ Actually, HawaiiMusikMan, the gist of your problem has nothing to do with your pic, but with your attitude, really: Clearly, you must be fishing for somebody not very bright, who would fall for your adolescent story of being irresistable... The rest of us can't help but wonder: If he's so iresistable, WTF (i.e. What The F***) is he doing here??? (trying to entice the interest by example?)
That's quite a chauvenistic attitude!!! Although you might catch a few foolish fishes (with that approach) -- who will leave a bad after-taste in your mouth -- but the real "fish" requires a more sophisticated "BATE"!!! Good luck looking for your "thinking cap"... 
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I guess my attempt at humor has failed. I'm going to go crawl back into my shell now
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Satire is often strictly defined as a literary genre or form, although in practice it is also found in the graphic and performing arts. In satire, human or individual vices, follies, abuses, or shortcomings are held up to censure by means of ridicule, derision, burlesque, irony, or other methods, ideally with the intent to bring about improvement.[1] Although satire is usually meant to be funny, the purpose of satire is not primarily humour in itself so much as an attack on something of which the author strongly disapproves, using the weapon of wit.
A very common, almost defining feature of satire is its strong vein of irony or sarcasm, but parody, burlesque, exaggeration, juxtaposition, comparison, analogy, and double entendre are all frequently used in satirical speech and writing. The essential point, however, is that "in satire, irony is militant."[2] This "militant irony" (or sarcasm) often professes to approve (or at least accept as natural) the very things the satirist actually wishes to attack. |
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Edited by
JaneStar1
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Thu 12/03/09 12:07 AM
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-- The real irony is YOU MIGHT BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY !
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in⋅nu⋅en⋅do /ˌɪnyuˈɛndoʊ/ Show Spelled Pronunciation [in-yoo-en-doh] –noun, plural -dos, -does.
1. an indirect intimation about a person or thing, esp. of a disparaging or a derogatory nature. 2. Law. a. a parenthetic explanation or specification in a pleading. b. (in an action for slander or libel) the explanation and elucidation of the words alleged to be defamatory. c. the word or expression thus explained. I prefer that word. Satirists are a-holes. I like a-holes but they must first acknowledge that they are a-holes for me to like them. Innuendo goes so much further than satire and sarcasm. But in the end they are all masks, something Guy Fawkes would be familiar with. |
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I guess my attempt at humor has failed. I'm going to go crawl back into my shell now
Some people have no sense of humor, overlook them, god knows I do. |
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V for Vendetta!
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V for Vendetta! 
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Heroes that I identify with, V, Jack Bauer, Spock, Luke Skywalker, Superman, Dracula, Spiderman. Now why do you suppose that is?
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Edited by
JaneStar1
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Thu 12/03/09 03:49 PM
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CatsLoveMe:
Heroes that I identify with, V, Jack Bauer, Spock, Luke Skywalker, Superman, Dracula, Spiderman. Now why do you suppose that is? Probably because your stuck in adolescence...
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I guess my attempt at humor has failed. I'm going to go crawl back into my shell now
Personally I've was lauging my a$$ off! |
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HawaiiMusikMan, I feel your pain because this is exactly my problem with men.
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I guess my attempt at humor has failed. I'm going to go crawl back into my shell now
Personally I've was lauging my a$$ off! Heck I give him a A+ I thought it was a lot better approach then I have seen on many one liners some use ans actually had me laughing. Ya know a sense of humor is one of the most important things there is with it you will be surprised the attention one will get and hold. 
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Edited by
JaneStar1
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Mon 12/07/09 09:07 PM
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LOL! your so right, TxsGal3333, that was actually very funny -- I was laughing my pants off:
... HOW PATHETIC CAN HE GET !!!
Actually, (with his approach) he might catch a few foolish fishes -- who will leave a bad after-taste in his mouth -- but the real "fish" requires a more sophisticated "BATE"!!! Personally, I don't bother with the 2nd rate "fishermen" -- who don't use the 1st rate Bate!  
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