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One day there was a fireman coming home from a meeting at the Firehouse. So as he sits down to a hot dinner that his lovely wife prepared he begins to tell her how the meeting went. He says,
'Honey we are implementing a new bell system at the firehouse.' The wife smiles and said, "oh honeypie?" and he said 'yeah when one bell sounds we run to put our gear then the second bell means we slide down the pole and the third means we race off to put out the fire.' Then he added 'I want to try something similar at home' And the wife said "Oh?" He said 'When I say bell one you run upstairs. When I say bell two you strip naked. When I say bell three we are gonna make love all night." So the next day after a long day at the firehouse the fireman walks in the door he yells, 'BELL 1!' The wife runs upstairs fast as she can. Then he yelled 'BELL 2' They stripped naked. 'BELL 3' They began having sex. So after about a half hour the wife and fireman were still gettin it on and the wife yelled "BELL 4" 'Bell 4?' the fireman asked. The wife quipped "yea bell 4 need more hose yo are no where near the fire!!!"  
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One day there was a fireman coming home from a meeting at the Firehouse. So as he sits down to a hot dinner that his lovely wife prepared he begins to tell her how the meeting went. He says, 'Honey we are implementing a new bell system at the firehouse.' The wife smiles and said, "oh honeypie?" and he said 'yeah when one bell sounds we run to put our gear then the second bell means we slide down the pole and the third means we race off to put out the fire.' Then he added 'I want to try something similar at home' And the wife said "Oh?" He said 'When I say bell one you run upstairs. When I say bell two you strip naked. When I say bell three we are gonna make love all night." So the next day after a long day at the firehouse the fireman walks in the door he yells, 'BELL 1!' The wife runs upstairs fast as she can. Then he yelled 'BELL 2' They stripped naked. 'BELL 3' They began having sex. So after about a half hour the wife and fireman were still gettin it on and the wife yelled "BELL 4" 'Bell 4?' the fireman asked. The wife quipped "yea bell 4 need more hose yo are no where near the fire!!!"
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One day there was a fireman coming home from a meeting at the Firehouse. So as he sits down to a hot dinner that his lovely wife prepared he begins to tell her how the meeting went. He says, 'Honey we are implementing a new bell system at the firehouse.' The wife smiles and said, "oh honeypie?" and he said 'yeah when one bell sounds we run to put our gear then the second bell means we slide down the pole and the third means we race off to put out the fire.' Then he added 'I want to try something similar at home' And the wife said "Oh?" He said 'When I say bell one you run upstairs. When I say bell two you strip naked. When I say bell three we are gonna make love all night." So the next day after a long day at the firehouse the fireman walks in the door he yells, 'BELL 1!' The wife runs upstairs fast as she can. Then he yelled 'BELL 2' They stripped naked. 'BELL 3' They began having sex. So after about a half hour the wife and fireman were still gettin it on and the wife yelled "BELL 4" 'Bell 4?' the fireman asked. The wife quipped "yea bell 4 need more hose yo are no where near the fire!!!"
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