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A young girl of 17 years of age goes to her family doctor.
"What can I do for you my dear?" Asks the doc. "Well. I'm 18 years old next week and I just got married last week also. I'm a bit concerned, as I saw my husband naked for the first time on our wedding night, and I just have a couple of questions." "Fire away m' dear." "Well,'" She begins. "Between his legs, he has a long thing hanging down. What is this?" "Hmmm. Well. In medical terms, this is called the 'penis'. It also has other names such as D ick, Willy, plus several more." "And," She continued, "On the top of this penis there is a Bell shaped object. What is that called?" The doctor said. "This can be known as among other things, the 'Bell end' or the 'Helmnet'" "I see." Replied the girl. "And about 22 inches behind this, 'Bell End', there are two round things. What are those?" The doctors mnouth dropped open and he gasped, "HOW FAR BACK?" "22 inches" She replied. !Well" He recovered, "I hope for your sake they're the cheeks of his a$$!" |
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A young girl of 17 years of age goes to her family doctor. "What can I do for you my dear?" Asks the doc. "Well. I'm 18 years old next week and I just got married last week also. I'm a bit concerned, as I saw my husband naked for the first time on our wedding night, and I just have a couple of questions." "Fire away m' dear." "Well,'" She begins. "Between his legs, he has a long thing hanging down. What is this?" "Hmmm. Well. In medical terms, this is called the 'penis'. It also has other names such as D ick, Willy, plus several more." "And," She continued, "On the top of this penis there is a Bell shaped object. What is that called?" The doctor said. "This can be known as among other things, the 'Bell end' or the 'Helmnet'" "I see." Replied the girl. "And about 22 inches behind this, 'Bell End', there are two round things. What are those?" The doctors mnouth dropped open and he gasped, "HOW FAR BACK?" "22 inches" She replied. !Well" He recovered, "I hope for your sake they're the cheeks of his a$$!" |
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A young girl of 17 years of age goes to her family doctor. "What can I do for you my dear?" Asks the doc. "Well. I'm 18 years old next week and I just got married last week also. I'm a bit concerned, as I saw my husband naked for the first time on our wedding night, and I just have a couple of questions." "Fire away m' dear." "Well,'" She begins. "Between his legs, he has a long thing hanging down. What is this?" "Hmmm. Well. In medical terms, this is called the 'penis'. It also has other names such as D ick, Willy, plus several more." "And," She continued, "On the top of this penis there is a Bell shaped object. What is that called?" The doctor said. "This can be known as among other things, the 'Bell end' or the 'Helmnet'" "I see." Replied the girl. "And about 22 inches behind this, 'Bell End', there are two round things. What are those?" The doctors mnouth dropped open and he gasped, "HOW FAR BACK?" "22 inches" She replied. !Well" He recovered, "I hope for your sake they're the cheeks of his a$$!" |
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