Oh no, the Pope must have snuck in and resurected him. Quick, where's
the shotgun???

I dont have it. I promised I never ever touched the shotgun.

Snuggles, I just saw Elmer in your garage with the rest of his family.
Better get them to the lake before you know who finds out.

I heard that. Headed to Snuggles' with my shotgun to take my hubby
hostage...

Hey now if Elmer is up roaming around you leave him be. He's got little
ones to support.

Not for long...

i JUST made a post about this.

AH, but this is a thread that will not die Starry.

About Elmer? Where is that two timing glue man? I'm taking him hostage
and ransoming him for two thousand pounds of chocolate.

I'm hiding him from ya. Where, i'll never tell.

Hanged you keep Shenerd busy, drop her off at Willy Wonka's Chocolate
Factory, that will keep her distracted while Snuggles can get Elmer and
his family into the witness protection program.

OMG that's brilliant!!! It will
soooooooooo work.

You can put him in a program and put a beard and a wig on him and I'll
still find that little worm. And then I'll send him on a ride he'll
never forget, with some giant Oompah Loompahs...

Oompah Loompahs? Will they be riding Llamas?

I'm killing threads by the handful now.

No Hanged you're not, won't let you kill this one. Keep Shenerd busy at
Willy Wonka's. Snuggles will take care of Elmer and family.

I am trying to work but not getting much done dang it. Gotta see how
long this thread goes on and on and on and on.

I'm trying but she's onto us. So you'll have to move fast and hide ole
Elmer well.

I think I know of a place where she will never find them. Where there
is a lot of rain and wildlife. Heck, have slugs out there the size of
bananas, so I will rendezvous with Snuggles and sneak them out of her
garage and take them to a new hiding spot where they can start over with
new life and new identifies. May have to watch out for a Sasquatch now
and then, but as long as they don't get too close to them and get caught
in the fur and cause a big matt of fur, should get along just fine.
Keep Willy lining up the chocolate and that will keep her distracted.

well i am killing them by the handful

guess i better get out b4 they catch up w/me

OK, I found Elmer aand he's with me and Herb now and Herb is telling him
jokes and I'm feeding him ripe bananas dipped in chocolate to put him to
sleep so we can have fun with him...