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A woman, heavily pregnant with triplets, goes into a bank.
Whilst waiting in line a bank robber comes in and orders everyone to lie down on the floor. When she tries to remonstrate with him, he shoots her three times in the stomach. She wakes up sometime later in the local hospital, and on discovering that her stomach is once again flat, but swathed in bandages, becomes hysterical. "My babies. My babies!!!" The doctor comes in and calms her down by saying, Relax madam. Your children are safe and well. There is only one slight problem. Each of your children were hit by the bullets. But don't worry. They well pass out by natural means over the course of time." Twelve years later, the mother is in the kitchen when one of her children, a girl, comes in and says, "Mom. I've done something bad." Her mother, fearing the worst says, "What have you done?" "I went to the bathroom to pee, and this came out!" It was a bullet! Her mother tells her the story about the bank robbery and that everything was ok. A couple of days later, the second child. Also a daughter comes to her mother and says, "Mom. I've done something bad." Her mother asks, "What have you done?" "I went to the bathroom to pee, and this came out!" Again. It was a bullet. Once again, mother tells her the story about the bank robbery and that everything was ok. Several days later, the third child. A boy, comes in and says, "Mom. I've done something bad." "What. You went to the bathroom for a pee and a bullet came out?" "No" Replies the boy. "I was jerking of and I shot the cat!"  
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A woman, heavily pregnant with triplets, goes into a bank. Whilst waiting in line a bank robber comes in and orders everyone to lie down on the floor. When she tries to remonstrate with him, he shoots her three times in the stomach. She wakes up sometime later in the local hospital, and on discovering that her stomach is once again flat, but swathed in bandages, becomes hysterical. "My babies. My babies!!!" The doctor comes in and calms her down by saying, Relax madam. Your children are safe and well. There is only one slight problem. Each of your children were hit by the bullets. But don't worry. They well pass out by natural means over the course of time." Twelve years later, the mother is in the kitchen when one of her children, a girl, comes in and says, "Mom. I've done something bad." Her mother, fearing the worst says, "What have you done?" "I went to the bathroom to pee, and this came out!" It was a bullet! Her mother tells her the story about the bank robbery and that everything was ok. A couple of days later, the second child. Also a daughter comes to her mother and says, "Mom. I've done something bad." Her mother asks, "What have you done?" "I went to the bathroom to pee, and this came out!" Again. It was a bullet. Once again, mother tells her the story about the bank robbery and that everything was ok. Several days later, the third child. A boy, comes in and says, "Mom. I've done something bad." "What. You went to the bathroom for a pee and a bullet came out?" "No" Replies the boy. "I was jerking of and I shot the cat!"
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