A guy walks into a bar and says, "Bartender I need ten shots of liquor right now!"

The bartender lines up the drinks and asks, " Hey if you don't mind me asking, why do you want ten shots?"

The guy says, " Well, I'm celebrating my first blow job"

The bartender says. "Hey! that is something to celebrate. I'll tell you what, you can have another shot on the house."

The guy says, " Bartender, don't even worry about it....because if ten shots can't take the taste out of my mouth, nothing can!!!"