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| Topic: Were are all the Texas People - part 9 | |
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T, it's just that background noise inside my brain. It goes away when the ringing comes back........ 
Ooh...& here I thought it was the complimentary case of batteries you sent me...nevermind...carry on...guess I'll just keep myself occupied...pfffbbbt! |
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Yea, but putting the batteries in that buzzing doorbell I sent you will not keep you all that occupied.....
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THAT was a door bell? I thought it was an Orgasmo Counter...I kept
pushing & pushing the button but nuffin! No wonder I'm so disappointed! And a lil cranky... |
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Yer just pushing the wrong button...
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Well, I suppose we shouldn't stay in this room alone together too long...
people will say we're in love... |
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Let em talk.......
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Well, I did promise to tell some dirty jokes but all I can come up with is
limmericks with the word "Nantucket" in them... |
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One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently taps his wife on the shoulder and starts rubbing her arm. The wife turns over and says "I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh."
The husband, rejected, turns over and tries to sleep. A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again. This time he whispers in her ear, "Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?." |
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Where the hell are all the Mods at? That guy is really pissing me off in my thread! I'm sitting here being a good girl & not slamming him back...I've quietly reported him & yet he's allowed to continue on with his unprovoked attacks! WTF?
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Where the hell are all the Mods at? That guy is really pissing me off in my thread! I'm sitting here being a good girl & not slamming him back...I've quietly reported him & yet he's allowed to continue on with his unprovoked attacks! WTF? Quoting myself for clarity. |
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Well, now that that is taken care of....Geez, it is nice to get that kind of spew out of the way. He was just way too much.
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Well, now that that is taken care of....Geez, it is nice to get that kind of spew out of the way. He was just way too much.
WOW! You ain't kidding! Remind me to never take candy from strangers again! Now where was I? Oh yes... There once was a jerk on Mingle who was pissed at the size of his dingle... |
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Where the hell are all the Mods at? That guy is really pissing me off in my thread! I'm sitting here being a good girl & not slamming him back...I've quietly reported him & yet he's allowed to continue on with his unprovoked attacks! WTF? Hummmmmmmmmm what guy 
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Hummmm seems I don't come in here and all of a sudden it takes off and everyone comes in shshsh damn do I smell bad or what "whiff whiff" humm okay to me shshshh
Well glad to see everyone dropped in for a little bit it was getting lonely in here talking to myself
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I know how you feel, Kristi...*sigh*
I often end up playing with...I mean BY myself... |
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Good morning, Texas! Boy...I sure could go for a cup of hot chocky right
about now...who's hogging all the marshmallows? |
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I am full, I was having a dream this morning about eating a giant marshmellow.....Still spitting feathers from my pillow
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I've been accused of having marshmallow thighs before...
until they saw me crack walnuts with 'em...pfffffffft! |
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Cracking walnuts, hmmmm. All I have to say is stretchy hair band, ohh and ouch.
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LMFAO! That reminds me... I need to get started on my new book...do
you think the title "What NOT to put on yer weiner" is catchy? |
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