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| Topic: The Definitive Guide to Farts | |
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Edited by
uk1971
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Tue 11/17/09 04:16 AM
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ALCOHOL FUNNY CAR FART : Right after you have a bunch of alcohol, you let one loose.
A$$ BLASTER FART : Like an M80 exploding in your a$s. THE ATOM BOMB FART : The atom bomb fart is loud as heck, and it smells bad too. Also results in a big explosion, and everyone falls to the ground. BALLS TICKLER FART : This is when you let the gas escape very slowly while sitting in the bathtub. The tiny bubbles come up round your balls and often attach themselves to the hairs on your scrotum, but finally come to the surface as a nasty stink. (Applies to males only). BALLSY FART / GUTSY FART : Your in a predicament where you would have to be gutsy in order to let it go...I let 'em rip:) BANANA FART : A roughly silent fart that squeaks out an odorous gas that smells like a rotten smelly old banana. (See COMPOST FART). BANANANA FART : As above, but longer..... BARKING SPIDER FART : A non-smelling fart which occurs in a crowded place. The farter cannot be identified and the sound is therefore blamed on a 'Barking Spider'. BARREL OF LAUGHS FART : The kind of fart when you feel it coming a mile away, so you go and sit on your friends lap and let her rip. Sounds like some one's rolling a barrel down your butthole. BEAR FART (aka NITEMARE ON SMELL STREET) : The kind of fart that will wake you up at night because it smells so bad! They can be either silent or noisy: But they are the stinkiest farts imaginable! "Only a bear (with a bears' diet) could produce a smell that rotten" BEEFY ONE : Sounds loud, and butch e.g.. 'BRAAAAMMPPP!'. Will smell a bit like the rotting offspring of a B.S.E infected cow and a dogturd. BLIND DATE FART (a.k.a On the spot Fart) : Happens while you are on a blind date or meeting new people. While getting to know each other, looking your best, and putting your best face forward -BRRAAMP- You pray that it wasn't heard, and try to play it off while others look uncomfortable. THE BOWL FART : While squatting on the bowl, anticipating the arrival of a brown trout your gut blazes a trail for it by blowing a massive blast. The deep dish and hollow bowl allow for a nice reverb effect. BREWER FART : You try to push a brewer fart the last furlong, but it stays firmly lodged deep within your bowels. You come to the conclusion that it is some form of gaseous landmark. THE BUBBLE FART : You feel at the edge of your *a$s and you think that it is gone but then it pops and is one of the most smelliest farts possible. RING STINGER FART : Usually occurs on the morning after having partaking in a particularly hot Vindaloo curry. Tends to burn it's way out twice as fast as it originally went in. After finishing, you are forced to walk around for several hours with clenched butt cheeks.   
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i cant beleve that i read that wow good to no
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Hey don't forget the phantom fart...
This is the fart that you leave in one spot, escape to another spot and some poor unsuspecting soul walks right into it....lol |
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