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I'm always a very friendly and polite person when i'm out but i can never get a girlfriend, but then i see guys walk up to girls, be totally rude and ignorant and then the next thing you know that guy and the girl he was talking to are in a serious relationship together.
I don't know if it's like that for anyone else here but where i'm from it seems like the girls are attracted to loud and obnoxious guys |
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So become a loud and obnoxious guy. See, problem solved.
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it's cause we have all the money
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It's because you are trying to be a girl's friend, instead of trying to become something else. Women don't want a guy to just be nice and polite. Smack her on the a$$! Grab a boob. Tell her your schlong size. Whisper the word "ballsac" into her ears, and watch her melt. Works every time.
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It's because you are trying to be a girl's friend, instead of trying to become something else. Women don't want a guy to just be nice and polite. Smack her on the a$$! Grab a boob. Tell her your schlong size. Whisper the word "ballsac" into her ears, and watch her melt. Works every time. And when she b!tch slaps him for being a total douche, he can come to you for solace, right? |
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Yup, nice guys always, always finish last.
Get yourself a good loud P.A. system, a multi-colored Hawaiian shirt, chew your food with your mouth open, don't shower, and learn a nice selection of corny pick-up lines. Only then will you get the girls of your dreams. |
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It's because you are trying to be a girl's friend, instead of trying to become something else. Women don't want a guy to just be nice and polite. Smack her on the a$$! Grab a boob. Tell her your schlong size. Whisper the word "ballsac" into her ears, and watch her melt. Works every time. And when she b!tch slaps him for being a total douche, he can come to you for solace, right? Well, according to him, the chicks (where he lives) like this sort of thing. |
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It's because you are trying to be a girl's friend, instead of trying to become something else. Women don't want a guy to just be nice and polite. Smack her on the a$$! Grab a boob. Tell her your schlong size. Whisper the word "ballsac" into her ears, and watch her melt. Works every time. And when she b!tch slaps him for being a total douche, he can come to you for solace, right? Well, according to him, the chicks (where he lives) like this sort of thing. Ha, I'm sure they do! |
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thats crap girls like to try bad boys but then come to our senses and realise we want a nice guy
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Yup, nice guys always, always finish last. Get yourself a good loud P.A. system, a multi-colored Hawaiian shirt, chew your food with your mouth open, don't shower, and learn a nice selection of corny pick-up lines. Only then will you get the girls of your dreams. you are getting sexier every minute! |
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Yup, nice guys always, always finish last. Get yourself a good loud P.A. system, a multi-colored Hawaiian shirt, chew your food with your mouth open, don't shower, and learn a nice selection of corny pick-up lines. Only then will you get the girls of your dreams. you are getting sexier every minute! And bigger by the second. |
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Yup, nice guys always, always finish last. Get yourself a good loud P.A. system, a multi-colored Hawaiian shirt, chew your food with your mouth open, don't shower, and learn a nice selection of corny pick-up lines. Only then will you get the girls of your dreams. you are getting sexier every minute! Whipe that drool off your mouth Edy. |
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Yup, nice guys always, always finish last. Get yourself a good loud P.A. system, a multi-colored Hawaiian shirt, chew your food with your mouth open, don't shower, and learn a nice selection of corny pick-up lines. Only then will you get the girls of your dreams. you are getting sexier every minute! Whipe that drool off your mouth Edy. it's not droll |
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Yup, nice guys always, always finish last. Get yourself a good loud P.A. system, a multi-colored Hawaiian shirt, chew your food with your mouth open, don't shower, and learn a nice selection of corny pick-up lines. Only then will you get the girls of your dreams. you are getting sexier every minute! Whipe that drool off your mouth Edy. it's not droll What the hell is droll??? |
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Edited by
Edy_ca
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Sun 11/15/09 03:18 PM
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Yup, nice guys always, always finish last. Get yourself a good loud P.A. system, a multi-colored Hawaiian shirt, chew your food with your mouth open, don't shower, and learn a nice selection of corny pick-up lines. Only then will you get the girls of your dreams. you are getting sexier every minute! Whipe that drool off your mouth Edy. it's not droll What the hell is droll??? i can't speak with my mouth full omg i cant believe i just typed that |
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Yup, nice guys always, always finish last. Get yourself a good loud P.A. system, a multi-colored Hawaiian shirt, chew your food with your mouth open, don't shower, and learn a nice selection of corny pick-up lines. Only then will you get the girls of your dreams. you are getting sexier every minute! Whipe that drool off your mouth Edy. it's not droll What the hell is droll??? It's what you wake up with when you go to sleep with a blow up doll. |
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Yup, nice guys always, always finish last. Get yourself a good loud P.A. system, a multi-colored Hawaiian shirt, chew your food with your mouth open, don't shower, and learn a nice selection of corny pick-up lines. Only then will you get the girls of your dreams. you are getting sexier every minute! Whipe that drool off your mouth Edy. it's not droll What the hell is droll??? It's what you wake up with when you go to sleep with a blow up doll. |
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relax man, you dont need to be *******, it is maybe you come from small town and it is hard if you were a nerd or something now to get a girl.. but although people behaving like that suck at parties, they do far better then those gangsta guys :)
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I'm always a very friendly and polite person when i'm out but i can never get a girlfriend, but then i see guys walk up to girls, be totally rude and ignorant and then the next thing you know that guy and the girl he was talking to are in a serious relationship together. I don't know if it's like that for anyone else here but where i'm from it seems like the girls are attracted to loud and obnoxious guys Contrary to the advise of others can I suggest that you not change who YOU are, just the type of girls you are trying to connect with...or maybe WHERE you're trying to meet them? Maybe it's time.... JMHO |
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