Topic: Start a scandalous rumour about the person above you. - part 42 | |
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Edited by
Sneaksintoyourheart
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Sat 11/21/09 07:19 PM
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she had to beat me too the punch line lol
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she's been married three times and still has the same inlaws
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lucky i never been married
he still trying to figure out which way to place his head when he sleeps next to me |
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a tornado hit her house and caused ten thousand dollars worth of improvement
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he got swept away in that tornado while he was here landed on his head an it straighten up
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she considered suing her brains for non supp ort
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Edited by
Sneaksintoyourheart
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Sat 11/21/09 07:47 PM
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he really wants to be a the President of the world but till he figures out which way it tilted he will have to just be a Priest |
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Edited by
tripledigits69
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Sat 11/21/09 07:49 PM
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She went to the doctor and he said "I don't know what makes her so stupid , but It really works."
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He had his first confession as a Priest and it confused him so much he had to make his one confession that I really don't have a good brain
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she fear success, but really have nothing to worry about. |
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he really wants to be a body guard but he needs to have the muscles for it first
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Edited by
delilady
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Sat 11/21/09 08:12 PM
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was a cop but got fired for strip searching women for traffic violations
for triple |
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was a cop but got fired for strip searching women for traffic violations for triple |
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Edited by
tripledigits69
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Sat 11/21/09 08:24 PM
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she is so narrow minded when she walks her earings knock together |
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she is so narrow minded when she walks your earings knock together |
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She thinks Dom Perignon is a Mafia boss.
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he wishes he was a mafia boss so he can have all the money they get
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She once slept with Snap, Crackle and Pop.
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he thought he was with the kool aid man but instead it was the dough boy
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Edited by
tripledigits69
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Sat 11/21/09 08:35 PM
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she couldn't get married to his sweetheart because there's a law against it.
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