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Topic: I've run out of jokes
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Thu 11/12/09 04:38 PM




I have nothing left to say that is remotely amusing.


FearandLoathing FTW!

Don't worry Dan, sometimes we all have to concede to the great FearandLoathing.

shades


Stop being a retard. Even if i was dead i would still be funnier than you.


Ha! Prove it!


If you died first though, i dont think i could top that. That would be hilarious.




Dan99's photo
Thu 11/12/09 04:39 PM


I have nothing left to say that is remotely amusing.


Usually when that happens, they just become the Governor of Illinois.




Or the Prime Minister of Great Britain

Dan99's photo
Thu 11/12/09 04:39 PM


Now that was unfunny!


Good! I hoped it fit this unfunny thread. :tongue:


You do fit right in here!

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Thu 11/12/09 04:40 PM



I have nothing left to say that is remotely amusing.


Usually when that happens, they just become the Governor of Illinois.




Or the Prime Minister of Great Britain


Yeah, but at least that's closer to Billie Piper.


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Thu 11/12/09 04:49 PM




I have nothing left to say that is remotely amusing.


Usually when that happens, they just become the Governor of Illinois.




Or the Prime Minister of Great Britain


Yeah, but at least that's closer to Billie Piper.




So true





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Thu 11/12/09 04:50 PM





I have nothing left to say that is remotely amusing.


Usually when that happens, they just become the Governor of Illinois.




Or the Prime Minister of Great Britain


Yeah, but at least that's closer to Billie Piper.




So true







Not often I find myself rooting for the Daleks....


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Thu 11/12/09 04:51 PM
That sucks. You wanted to root Billie Piper, and you end up rooting a dalek. Life can be unfair.

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Thu 11/12/09 04:51 PM

That sucks. You wanted to root Billie Piper, and you end up rooting a dalek. Life can be unfair.


Yeah, the eyesight's not what it used to be.


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Thu 11/12/09 04:56 PM


That sucks. You wanted to root Billie Piper, and you end up rooting a dalek. Life can be unfair.


Yeah, the eyesight's not what it used to be.



Next time go by the voice as well. Just like Thai Ladyboy's still sound male, no matter how nice the frock is that the Dalek is wearing, it will still sound like a Dalek. If you ever meet Billie Piper and she doesnt speak, be careful, its a trap.


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Thu 11/12/09 05:03 PM



That sucks. You wanted to root Billie Piper, and you end up rooting a dalek. Life can be unfair.


Yeah, the eyesight's not what it used to be.



Next time go by the voice as well. Just like Thai Ladyboy's still sound male, no matter how nice the frock is that the Dalek is wearing, it will still sound like a Dalek. If you ever meet Billie Piper and she doesnt speak, be careful, its a trap.




Probably Katy Manning dressed up as Billie Piper. That ought to give me nightmares for a week or two.


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