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| Topic: WHY LATINAS NEED THERAPY | |
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Edited by
franshade
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Tue 11/10/09 08:06 AM
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THE PHONE CALL
La Mama: "Hello?" La Hija: "Hi Mama. Can I leave the boys with you tonight?" La Mama: "You're going out?" La Hija: "Yes.." La Mama: "Con quien?" La Hija: "With a friend." La Mama: "I don't know why you left your husband. Siempre te queria and he was such a good man.'" La Hija: "Mom. I didn't leave him. He left me!' La Mama: "You let him leave you, and now you go out with these anybodies and nobodies." La Hija: "MA, I do not go out with anybody. Can I bring over the boys for the night?" La Mama: "You're going to stay the night with him? Pues que va decir tu esposo?" La Hija: "MA!!! HE'S NOT MY ESPOSO...HE'S MY EX-HUSBAND!! I don't think he would be bothered!" La Mama: "So you're going to sleep over at this loser's place?" La Hija: "MOM, HE'S NOT A LOSER!" La Mama: "Un hombre no debe salir con una mujer divorciada y con ninos? No tiene verguenza!" La Hija: "MA, I DON'T WANT TO ARGUE. SHOULD I BRING THE BOYS OVER OR NOT?" La Mama: "Mis pobres nietos with such a mother, sin estabilidad!!. No wonder your husband left you." La Hija: "ENOUGH MA!!!" La Mama: "No me grites! You probably scream at the loser too!" La Hija: "GREAT MA, now you're worried about the loser!" La Mama: "AJA! VES, I TOLD YOU...HE IS A LOSER. I SPOTTED HIM IMMEDIATELY!" La Hija: "GOODBYE, Mama!" La Mama: "ESPERATE! DON'T HANG UP! QUANDO VAS A TRAER MIS ANGELITOS?" La Hija: "I'M NOT BRINGING THEM OVER! I'M NOT GOING OUT!" La Mama: "AYE DIOS MIO!!! IF YOU NEVER GO OUT, HOW DO YOU EXPECT TO MEET ANYONE? 
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OMG!!! SO TRUE!!!!
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I found it hysterical, I could picture my own mother doing this
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LMFAO!
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Si, es la verdad!
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