A husband and wife just starting their European holiday in their motor
home. As they travel along the first night, they run over something on
the road.

The husband pulls over and runs back to see if its okay. It was dazed
but otherwise okay. He picked it up and brought it back to the cab for
further examination. It was then they realized it was a skunk but the
wife said they would keep it and look after it.

They carried on on their holiday and over time became very attached to
the new pet.

However when returning for the boat back to England, the husband said to
the wife, "How are we going to get around the quarantine problems at the
port?" to which she replied, "I don't know dear but there is no way I am
leaving him in there for six months!"

"I have an idea," said the husband, "Why don't you lift up your skirt
and put him down the front of your underwear. They won't look there!"

"But what about the smell?" said the wife.

To which the husband replied, "AH! Hell, if he dies, he dies!"

Baby skunk

A man and his wife were driving home one very cold night when the wife
asks her husband to stop the car.

There was a baby skunk lying at the side of the road, and she got out to
see if it was still alive.

It was, and she said to her husband, "It's nearly frozen to death. Can
we take it with us, get it warm, and let it go in the morning?"

He says, "O.K., Get in the car with it.

"Where shall I put it to get it warm?" She says

He says, "Put it in between your legs. It's nice and warm there.

"But what about the smell?" She asked

"Just hold its nose."

The man is expected to recover, but the skunk, she used to beat him
with, died at the scene.

A couple were driving through Mexico towards the American boarder when
they ran over a skunk, badly injuring the animal.
"What are we going to do?" says the woman.
"We'll have to take it to the vets" he says, "but there's no way that
we'll be allowed to cross the boarder with an animal."
"I know, lets hide it in the car." says the woman, but after much
searching they were unable to find a suitable place.
"I've thought of a place they'll never think of looking," says the
woman, "I'll put it down my knickers."
"But what about the smell?" he says.
"That's OK, I'll put some cotton wool up its nose."

u r so funny uk!