Topic: Five Questions Men should not ask... | |
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1. Are you on the rag?
2. How many guys have you been with? 3. You care if the guys come over? 4. Do you care if we have stripper's at the bachelor party? 5. Can you do it like my Mom does? |
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I think most women lie about number 2, don't they? I never do, because my answer is funny, but I think most women do....
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I think its best to first ask the guy what he plans to do with the information..lol
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what's wrong with these questions?
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what's wrong with these questions? |
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1. Are you on the rag? SOMETIMES, YES 2. How many guys have you been with? ENOUGH TO HAVE LEARNED HOW TO ROCK YOUR WORLD PROPERLY 3. You care if the guys come over? ONLY IF THEIR GONE BY BEDTIME 4. Do you care if we have stripper's at the bachelor party? NOT IF I CAN BE IN THE OTHER ROOM LISTENING 5. Can you do it like my Mom does? DO WHAT LIKE YOUR MOM? |
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1. Are you on the rag? SOMETIMES, YES 2. How many guys have you been with? ENOUGH TO HAVE LEARNED HOW TO ROCK YOUR WORLD PROPERLY 3. You care if the guys come over? ONLY IF THEIR GONE BY BEDTIME 4. Do you care if we have stripper's at the bachelor party? NOT IF I CAN BE IN THE OTHER ROOM LISTENING 5. Can you do it like my Mom does? DO WHAT LIKE YOUR MOM? good answers |
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1. Are you on the rag? SOMETIMES, YES 2. How many guys have you been with? ENOUGH TO HAVE LEARNED HOW TO ROCK YOUR WORLD PROPERLY 3. You care if the guys come over? ONLY IF THEIR GONE BY BEDTIME 4. Do you care if we have stripper's at the bachelor party? NOT IF I CAN BE IN THE OTHER ROOM LISTENING 5. Can you do it like my Mom does? DO WHAT LIKE YOUR MOM? |
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1. Are you on the rag? SOMETIMES, YES 2. How many guys have you been with? ENOUGH TO HAVE LEARNED HOW TO ROCK YOUR WORLD PROPERLY 3. You care if the guys come over? ONLY IF THEIR GONE BY BEDTIME 4. Do you care if we have stripper's at the bachelor party? NOT IF I CAN BE IN THE OTHER ROOM LISTENING 5. Can you do it like my Mom does? DO WHAT LIKE YOUR MOM? good answers Good answers, bad questions. |
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HaHahahahahahah! Too funny Lady.
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HaHahahahahahah! Too funny Lady. ask a silly question ya get a silly answer right? |
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HaHahahahahahah! Too funny Lady. ask a silly question ya get a silly answer right? Usually.... |
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2. How many guys have you been with? ENOUGH TO HAVE LEARNED HOW TO ROCK YOUR WORLD PROPERLY This is an epic win! |
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2. How many guys have you been with? ENOUGH TO HAVE LEARNED HOW TO ROCK YOUR WORLD PROPERLY This is an epic win! There is no way to be upset with that answer. This is solid advise. This should be stickied and looked at as a universal mingle2 dating tip. |
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I am concerned about question 5. I mean, someone could actually take this question, and sort of add to it....such as....
"Can you do it..and by it, I mean suck the holes off a golf ball, like my Mom does?" Now, let us look at this question in its' entirety. It doesn't mean (neccessarily) that the guy actually had his mom perform this feet in front of him. He could have heard his dad bragging about it, you know...with the fellas while they were hovered over the grill, or maybe at bible study, or at Chuck E' Cheese. Of course, the guy could have witnessed this act from afar. I mean, how many of us dudes have walked in on Mommy and Daddy doing the "Wild Thang!"?. Course, question 5 could refer to a Mom's cooking, or cleaning skills, or her ability to make the Milkman happy on Tuesdays and Thursdays. My point being....we just need to clarify question 5. |
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Well I know very few women who want to do anything just like their Mother-in-law or have their man suggest they should. I am not perved enough to suggest it is copy Mom in bed but guys really fall on their own sword when they think the modern wife is going be the typical Babyboomer wife. Times have changed some.
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The answers were PRICELESS............... |
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QUESTION#6- Will you make dinner dressed as Wonder Woman?
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1. Are you on the rag? 2. How many guys have you been with? 3. You care if the guys come over? 4. Do you care if we have stripper's at the bachelor party? 5. Can you do it like my Mom does? DO YOU SWALLOW?????? NOT a GOOD first to even middle question to ask......lol UNLESS,,,she just ,,,,lol,,,DOES,,,,wink,lol |
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QUESTION#6- Will you make dinner dressed as Wonder Woman? Now that might be fun if you wash dishes dressed like Batman. lol |
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