Three mice were sitting a bar talking about the local tough man
contest,,,, the first mouse says, I'm so tough that when ever I see a
mouse trap, I trip it with my foot, catch the bar as it comes over, do
20 reps, then eat the cheese,
the second mouse says, thats nothing, when ever I find rat poison I
gather up as much as I can, take it home and use it in my coffee, it
just barely gives me a buzz.
the third mouse slides off his barstool and head towards the door, the
other to ask what up,
he looks at them an says,,, I don't have time for this kind of bull, I
gotta go home and spank the cat, I just know he forgot to put the dog
out.



Smile,
Amos

that is too cute.