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Edited by
uk1971
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Wed 10/28/09 03:33 PM
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While vacationing in Hawaii, Frank, along with his wife and his Mother-In-Law, who had always manipulated everything in her daughters relationship, went missing one evening.
Frank, reluctantly informed the Police, but after three days, there was no sign of her to be found. Frank and his wife returned home with a promise from the Police chief that he would be informed of any developments. Three days after their return, the phone rang. Frank answered and a voice said, "Hello Mr Johnson, this is the Hawaii coastguard. I'm sorry to have to inform you thatg we have found your Mother-In-Laws body floating in the ocean this morning." Frank replied. "Oh. I....." The coastguard cut in and said. "I'm sorry to have to jnform you that when we found her in the ocean, there were six lobsters hanging from her body. The police chief asked me action you wanted us to take?" Frank thought for a couple of seconds and said, "Well. You have two lobsters, give two to the chief, send two to me, and set her again!"   
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Edited by
harrypotter2
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Thu 10/29/09 05:23 AM
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While vacationing in Hawaii, Frank, along with his wife and his Mother-In-Law, who had always manipulated everything in her daughters relationship, went missing one evening. Frank, reluctantly informed the Police, but after three days, there was no sign of her to be found. Frank and his wife returned home with a promise from the Police chief that he would be informed of any developments. Three days after their return, the phone rang. Frank answered and a voice said, "Hello Mr Johnson, this is the Hawaii coastguard. I'm sorry to have to inform you thatg we have found your Mother-In-Laws body floating in the ocean this morning." Frank replied. "Oh. I....." The coastguard cut in and said. "I'm sorry to have to jnform you that when we found her in the ocean, there were six lobsters hanging from her body. The police chief asked me action you wanted us to take?" Frank thought for a couple of seconds and said, "Well. You have two lobsters, give two to the chief, send two to me, and set her again!"
OMFG!!!   
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