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Seriously? the word T!ts is edited out? when did THAT become a swear word? LMFAO |
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You're too young for me but I will be up front about who I am to show you that most of us women have our integrity intact.
Here goes: I stay up too late. I eat way too much trans-fat and don't care. I hate cleaning house. I have a dirty frying pan and casserole dish in my oven. I've told untruths before. I owe money. I don't go to church. I swear sometimes. I have frowned at misbehaving children in public. I paddled my lil' doggy once with my 4 fingers. I've hidden from salespeople at my front door. I drive too fast. I've run yellow lights. I tailgate stupid people in the fast lane. I have used Christmas seals mailed to me but haven't donated. I stole an eyelash curler when I was 10. |
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If it weren't for bad luck I'd have no luck at all. Blues despair and agony on me. you and me both...I could fall into a barrel of t!ts and come up sucking my thumb.... Seriously? the word T!ts is edited out? when did THAT become a swear word? Better than that...you can't type Dickinson...As in the famous poet Emily Dickinson from Amherst, Mass... *shakes head* |
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If it weren't for bad luck I'd have no luck at all. Blues despair and agony on me. you and me both...I could fall into a barrel of t!ts and come up sucking my thumb.... Seriously? the word T!ts is edited out? when did THAT become a swear word? Just call them bewbs. And that barrel comment cracked me up. |
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Whoa....wait....they fixed it.
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NOT EVERY BODY IS WHO THEY SAY THEY ARE.... 
Whatever do you mean? This is really me... |
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Moby Dick? Just a test.
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Dick Nixon???
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Dick Trickel...
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Edited by
heathersaysgobucks
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Mon 10/26/09 05:25 PM
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You're too young for me but I will be up front about who I am to show you that most of us women have our integrity intact.
Here goes: I stay up too late. I eat way too much trans-fat and don't care. I hate cleaning house. I have a dirty frying pan and casserole dish in my oven. I've told untruths before. I owe money. I don't go to church. I swear sometimes. I have frowned at misbehaving children in public. I paddled my lil' doggy once with my 4 fingers. I've hidden from salespeople at my front door. I drive too fast. I've run yellow lights. I tailgate stupid people in the fast lane. I have used Christmas seals mailed to me but haven't donated. I stole an eyelash curler when I was 10. I love love love this post! I usually have a frying pan in my oven too.... 
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We can put a man on the moon but we still don't have disposable frying pans!
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We can put a man on the moon but we still don't have disposable frying pans! What's a frying pan? 
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We can put a man on the moon but we still don't have disposable frying pans! Well sometimes I use the George Foreman. Used to have a GREAT electric skillet, but it bit the dust. Now all I have is these crappy pans that are hard to clean! Maybe someday I'll hit the lottery and buy some good ones. OOPs......off topic, sorry! |
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YEA,,,
 BUT STILL WE NEVER GIVE UP
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Richard Head.
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titsmcghee...
lol, let's see if this works... |
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Bonerific.
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You're too young for me but I will be up front about who I am to show you that most of us women have our integrity intact.
Here goes: I stay up too late. I eat way too much trans-fat and don't care. I hate cleaning house. I have a dirty frying pan and casserole dish in my oven. I've told untruths before. I owe money. I don't go to church. I swear sometimes. I have frowned at misbehaving children in public. I paddled my lil' doggy once with my 4 fingers. I've hidden from salespeople at my front door. I drive too fast. I've run yellow lights. I tailgate stupid people in the fast lane. I have used Christmas seals mailed to me but haven't donated. I stole an eyelash curler when I was 10. Katz, you bad, bad, girl!
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Richard Head.
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Your first name isn't Bon Hom is it?
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