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Edited by
uk1971
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Mon 10/26/09 04:59 AM
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I'm addicted to buying shoes!
I just farted. Don't worry honey, I'll change the oil. Money, you can go out with the boys, I have no problem staying home with the kids My nuts are really itchy. PULL MY FINGER!! I just hate spendin' money Honey, why changes shirts, you don't need to, after all you have only worn that one 5 days. It's not your fault, it was mine My Purse ! Where is my purse ? I can't go out ,without my purse . I've got too much makeup on. AWWWWWW Come on!!!!! WHAT THE HELL KINDA BULLSH IT PLAY WAS THAT?!?!?!?!"(while throwin' beer cans at the TV) Yes we can have a threesome. Look honey, I just wrote my name in the snow! Don't worry about the grass , trash , dishes , laundry or any other chores just sit there on the couch , watch the game and i'll make you a sandwich and get you a beer Of course I don't mind if you go to the strip-club with your friends....here's a few singles (1 dollar bills)! Can we watch football? I need to drop a load....wanna watch and see if it looks like anyone famous?  
 
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I'm addicted to buying shoes! I just farted. Don't worry honey, I'll change the oil. Money, you can go out with the boys, I have no problem staying home with the kids My nuts are really itchy. PULL MY FINGER!! I just hate spendin' money Honey, why changes shirts, you don't need to, after all you have only worn that one 5 days. It's not your fault, it was mine My Purse ! Where is my purse ? I can't go out ,without my purse . I've got too much makeup on. AWWWWWW Come on!!!!! WHAT THE HELL KINDA BULLSH IT PLAY WAS THAT?!?!?!?!"(while throwin' beer cans at the TV) Yes we can have a threesome. Look honey, I just wrote my name in the snow! Don't worry about the grass , trash , dishes , laundry or any other chores just sit there on the couch , watch the game and i'll make you a sandwich and get you a beer Of course I don't mind if you go to the strip-club with your friends....here's a few singles (1 dollar bills)! Can we watch football?
Weird...I've actually said over half of these....hahahahahah |
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Great way to start the day---thank's
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I have said a few of these lines...
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