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Edited by
uk1971
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It has been known for many years that sex is good exercise, but until recently nobody had made a scientific study of the caloric expenditure of different sexual activities. Now after original and proprietary research they are proud to present the results.
REMOVING HER CLOTHES: With her consent..... ......... ......... 12 Calories Without her consent..... ......... ...... 387 Calories OPENING HER BRA: With both hands....... ......... ........ 8 Calories With one hand........ ......... ......... 22 Calories With your teeth....... ......... ........ 85 Calories PUTTING ON A CONDOM: With an erection.... ......... ......... ... 6 Calories Without an erection.... ......... ....... 315 Calories PRELIMINARIES: Trying to find the clitoris.... ......... .. 8 Calories Trying to find the G-Spot...... ........ 192 Calories POSITIONS: Missionary.. ......... ......... ......... .. 112 Calories 69 lying down........ ......... ......... . 178 Calories 69 standing up.......... ......... ...... 312 Calories Wheelbarrow. ......... ......... ......... 386 Calories Doggy Style....... ......... ......... .... 400 Calories Italian chandelier.. ......... ......... . 972 Calories ORGASM Real........ ......... ......... ......... 112 Calories Fake........ ......... ......... ......... 315 Calories POST ORGASM: Lying in bed hugging..... ......... ....... 18 Calories Getting up immediately. ......... ....... 36 Calories Explaining why you got out of bed immediately. .....816 Calories GETTING A SECOND ERECTION: If you are: 20-29 years old......... ......... ...... 36 Calories 30-39 years....... ......... ......... .... 80 Calories 40-49 years....... ......... ......... .... 124 Calories 50-59 years....... ......... ......... .... 972 Calories 60-69 years....... ......... ......... .... 2916 Calories 70 and over........ ......... ......... .. Results are still pending DRESSING UP AFTERWARDS: Calmly...... ......... ......... ......... 32 Calories In a hurry....... ......... ......... .... 98 Calories With her father knocking at the door... 1218 Calories With your wife knocking at the door.... 3521 Calories So NOW ya know.  
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It has been known for many years that sex is good exercise, but until recently nobody had made a scientific study of the caloric expenditure of different sexual activities. Now after original and proprietary research they are proud to present the results. REMOVING HER CLOTHES: With her consent..... ......... ......... 12 Calories Without her consent..... ......... ...... 387 Calories OPENING HER BRA: With both hands....... ......... ........ 8 Calories With one hand........ ......... ......... 22 Calories With your teeth....... ......... ........ 85 Calories PUTTING ON A CONDOM: With an erection.... ......... ......... ... 6 Calories Without an erection.... ......... ....... 315 Calories PRELIMINARIES: Trying to find the clitoris.... ......... .. 8 Calories Trying to find the G-Spot...... ........ 192 Calories POSITIONS: Missionary.. ......... ......... ......... .. 112 Calories 69 lying down........ ......... ......... . 178 Calories 69 standing up.......... ......... ...... 312 Calories Wheelbarrow. ......... ......... ......... 386 Calories Doggy Style....... ......... ......... .... 400 Calories Italian chandelier.. ......... ......... . 972 Calories ORGASM Real........ ......... ......... ......... 112 Calories Fake........ ......... ......... ......... 315 Calories POST ORGASM: Lying in bed hugging..... ......... ....... 18 Calories Getting up immediately. ......... ....... 36 Calories Explaining why you got out of bed immediately. .....816 Calories GETTING A SECOND ERECTION: If you are: 20-29 years old......... ......... ...... 36 Calories 30-39 years....... ......... ......... .... 80 Calories 40-49 years....... ......... ......... .... 124 Calories 50-59 years....... ......... ......... .... 972 Calories 60-69 years....... ......... ......... .... 2916 Calories 70 and over........ ......... ......... .. Results are still pending DRESSING UP AFTERWARDS: Calmly...... ......... ......... ......... 32 Calories In a hurry....... ......... ......... .... 98 Calories With her father knocking at the door... 1218 Calories With your wife knocking at the door.... 3521 Calories So NOW ya know.
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It has been known for many years that sex is good exercise, but until recently nobody had made a scientific study of the caloric expenditure of different sexual activities. Now after original and proprietary research they are proud to present the results. REMOVING HER CLOTHES: With her consent..... ......... ......... 12 Calories Without her consent..... ......... ...... 387 Calories OPENING HER BRA: With both hands....... ......... ........ 8 Calories With one hand........ ......... ......... 22 Calories With your teeth....... ......... ........ 85 Calories PUTTING ON A CONDOM: With an erection.... ......... ......... ... 6 Calories Without an erection.... ......... ....... 315 Calories PRELIMINARIES: Trying to find the clitoris.... ......... .. 8 Calories Trying to find the G-Spot...... ........ 192 Calories POSITIONS: Missionary.. ......... ......... ......... .. 112 Calories 69 lying down........ ......... ......... . 178 Calories 69 standing up.......... ......... ...... 312 Calories Wheelbarrow. ......... ......... ......... 386 Calories Doggy Style....... ......... ......... .... 400 Calories Italian chandelier.. ......... ......... . 972 Calories ORGASM Real........ ......... ......... ......... 112 Calories Fake........ ......... ......... ......... 315 Calories POST ORGASM: Lying in bed hugging..... ......... ....... 18 Calories Getting up immediately. ......... ....... 36 Calories Explaining why you got out of bed immediately. .....816 Calories GETTING A SECOND ERECTION: If you are: 20-29 years old......... ......... ...... 36 Calories 30-39 years....... ......... ......... .... 80 Calories 40-49 years....... ......... ......... .... 124 Calories 50-59 years....... ......... ......... .... 972 Calories 60-69 years....... ......... ......... .... 2916 Calories 70 and over........ ......... ......... .. Results are still pending DRESSING UP AFTERWARDS: Calmly...... ......... ......... ......... 32 Calories In a hurry....... ......... ......... .... 98 Calories With her father knocking at the door... 1218 Calories With your wife knocking at the door.... 3521 Calories So NOW ya know.
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