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| Topic: POLITICAL CORRECTTNESS REVISED | |
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She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK"
She is a "BREASTED Being" She is not a "SCREAMER" or a "MOANER" She is "VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE." She is not "EASY" She is "HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE." She is not a "DUMB BLONDE" She is a "LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY." She has not "BEEN AROUND" She is a "PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION." She is not an "AIR HEAD" She is "REALITY IMPAIRED." She does not get "DRUNK" or "TIPSY" She gets "CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED" She does not have "BREAST IMPLANTS" She is "MEDICALLY ENHANCED." She does not "NAG" you She becomes "VERBALLY REPETITIVE." She is not a "TRAMP" She is "SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED." She does not have "MAJOR LEAGUE HOOTERS" She is "PECTORALLY SUPERIOR." She is not a "TWO-BIT HOOKER" She is a "LOW COST PROVIDER." He does not have a "BEER GUT" He has developed a "LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY He is not a "BAD DANCER" He is "OVERLY CAUCASIAN." He does not "GET LOST ALL THE TIME" He "INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS 4. He is not "BALDING" He is in "FOLLICLE REGRESSION 5. He is not a "CRADLE ROBBER" He prefers "GENERATIONAL DIFFERENTIAL RELATIONSHIPS." 6. He does not get "FALLING-DOWN DRUNK" He becomes "ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL." 7. He does not act like a "TOTAL A$S" He develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION."  
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That's great. Mind if I send this to my parents? |
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That's great. Mind if I send this to my parents? No problem. Send away.
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