Two boys are playing hockey
on the pond on Boston Common,
when one is attacked
by a vicious dog.

Thinking quickly,
the other boy
took his hockey stick
and managed to wedge it
down the dog's collar
and twist,
luckily breaking the dog's neck
and stopping its a ttack.

A reporter who was strolling by
sees the incident,
and rushes over
to interview the boy.

"Young Bruins Fan
Saves friend
from Vicious Animal..."
he starts writing
in his notebook.

"But,
I'm not a Bruins Fan,"
the little hero replied.

" Sorry, since we're in Boston,
I just assumed you were,"
said the reporter
and starts again.

"Red Sox Fan
Rescues Friend
from Horrific attack..."
he continued writing
in his notebook.

"I'm not
a Red Sox fan either!"
The boy said.

" I assumed
everyone in Boston
was e ither
for the Bruins
or the Red Sox.

"So,
what team
do you root for?"
the reporter asked.

"I'm a Yankees fan!"
the child beamed.

The reporter
starts a new sheet
in his notebook and writes:
"Little S. O. B.
from New York Kills
Beloved Family Pet."

Very cute LOL