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Topic: So....I wanna know....
RoamingOrator's photo
Wed 10/21/09 07:09 AM

The chicken was following those goofy squirrels that run out in front of you! Don't they work for an insurance company??

what


You're not supposed to dodge squirrels, missing a car is a right of passage for them.

Quietman_2009's photo
Wed 10/21/09 07:18 AM
in Texas it's "Why did the armadillo cross the road"

the answer is "he didn't"

how many armadillos does it take to have sex?

three. two to do it and one to watch for cars

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