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The chicken was following those goofy squirrels that run out in front of you! Don't they work for an insurance company?? You're not supposed to dodge squirrels, missing a car is a right of passage for them. |
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in Texas it's "Why did the armadillo cross the road"
the answer is "he didn't" how many armadillos does it take to have sex? three. two to do it and one to watch for cars |
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