My big fat....wallet!

Grrrrrrr!I'm looking for you tractor guy & I will find you.

you got that right!

yea, show me the money!!!!! His not mine of course! And what is yours is mine and what is mine is MINE...just kidding of course, or is she???

BRING HIM TO DETROIT , TED NUGGENT WILL TAKE CARE OF HIM................

YESSSSSSS BUT US GUYS SHOOT FIRST WITH OUR FUN GUNS IN THAT SITUATION..........

Champagne,oysters, Villa and yacht in St Tropez.

And Ohhhhhhhh. I almost forgot.........
My vivid imagination.

Play a little coy like you don't want it too bad, sit back and look at her like you know something she doesn't when other men are hitting on her, if they get a little too warm say something in a cute way like " Don't do it, it's a trick," like your just joking with as much honey in your voice as you can muster. Don't force conversation, wait till you have something funny or intelligent to say, shake her hand with your forefinger gently in her palm and your thumb lying diagonaly across her fingers , very gently mind you, and lift it up once with a slight tilt of your head down, like your almost going to kiss her hand, when you meet her and when you say goodnight, even if you happen to kiss her, and let her come to you.

HUNTING WITH THE FUN GUN............

HUNTING WITH THE FUN GUN ARTILERY............

yeah, how's that work for you???

Like a champ, should work for any guy who does it right. Body language, making eye contact, and the tone of your voice has a lot to do with it. If she doesn't bite, it was never mean't to be. Here's a great pickup line that works pretty well if said with confidence. He say's " It's hard to look at you sometimes," she says "why?," he say's "your eyes," she say's "what about them?," he say's " they make me wanna kiss you." But wait until she comes to you before you say it. Makes me sound like a predator, but if it's any consolation, I always come up with mine on the spot, just saying what I'm thinking, but I've heard some pretty lame pickup lines in my time, and I used that one two women ago, on a woman that everyone including myself thought was way out of my league, and she melted.

Unfortunately, I'm about to go back into rehab to learn some coping skills to learn how to stay clean without a woman to lean on, so I won't be able to read where some women pretend that that wouldn't work on them. But you know...

I'd rather have champagne in St. Tropez

OKKKKKKKKKKKKK ILL GO WITH THEN.............

Load up the Fun Gun !!

.243 but in recent years just my digital camera. :)

MY KIND OF WOMAN.............

i don't want a woman that hunts because she'll probably shoot me and bury my body in the woods BEFORE she actually does any hunting....